Miscellaneous: Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk... - FML

By faye - 14/02/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML

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By HeShe - 06/09/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML

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DMV blues

By driver - 06/01/2010 14:55 - United States

Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently, according to the state of Illinois, I'm dead. FML

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By Casey W - 13/03/2017 12:00

Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML

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It's a mystery

By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 00:32 - United States

Today, I got my first speeding ticket. Looking it over, I was surprised to see that the officer listed my height accurately despite never having seen me standing. I complimented his uncanny ability and asked if it was part of police training. He then informed me that he read it on my license. FML

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DMV blues

By HellisLikeTheDMV - 13/07/2012 15:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML

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Officer McGiggles

By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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Checked out

By Anonymous - 09/03/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML

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Classic

By anonymous - 18/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML

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By baddriver - 31/01/2012 17:17 - United States

Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML

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By ashleighsheba - 27/09/2016 16:43 - United States - La Vergne

Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML

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midnyte 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 3:37

You should have replied, "Guess we need lessons in tact, huh?"

MrsNrmnRckwll 0

Friday 13 March 2009 21:05

I live in the U.S. and don't have a weight on my license. I have never heard of someone's weight being on their license, that's just a waste of time and who the h*ll needs to know YOUR weight.

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midnyte 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 3:37

You should have replied, "Guess we need lessons in tact, huh?"

chanta24 10

Friday 20 May 2011 2:13

"guess you need a life huh?" says OP

ZING_MASTER 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 3:44

That's what you get for being fat, fatty.

ZING_MASTER 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 5:53

Don't be fat. Problem solved.

AliSama 17

Sunday 22 February 2009 20:28

tell her "it's time to update your attitude huh"

MrsNrmnRckwll 0

Friday 13 March 2009 21:05

I live in the U.S. and don't have a weight on my license. I have never heard of someone's weight being on their license, that's just a waste of time and who the h*ll needs to know YOUR weight.

fruitloop1221 1

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:43

it's the US they think they need to know everything about us.

alpha126 9

Tuesday 31 December 2013 5:36

I think it's to more easily identify if someone's stolen a id, cause, even though it's difficult you can change the picture

MJS103 15

Sunday 26 July 2015 15:23

I think it's to identify how large someone is, if you commit a crime.

Chesnut30 5

Wednesday 31 August 2016 2:43

why would you censor the word hell on an app called **** my life?

louisianagrrrrl 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 4:07

wow what a bitch. my license doesn't even have my weight on it.

smelinapants 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 9:00

GargleThyBallSac 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 6:08

You need weight height and eye color so the police can make sure it's you on the id and weight is just another check on their checklist for identifying you. You all are dumb.

Sir_drink_alot 20

Saturday 2 June 2012 6:08

I thought thats what the photo was for

RebeccaRFT 18

Tuesday 24 March 2015 6:02

The photo can easily be changed

xocassylovesyou 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:54

It's just a standard question. You look a lot different if your weight changes. Can someone please say dumbass. ---Cassy

fckaduck 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 5:35

^ dumbass.

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