Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML
Today, I was texting my crush. He wasn’t really into the texts because he was barely replying, until he texted back calling me "Baby." I got so excited, I almost cried, until he corrected himself and said that the text wasn’t for me. I cried. FML
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML
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Top comments
lil_cig 0
How'd you get it though? He was probably creeped out if you didn't get it from him directly
Flutist 3
Op: Heyy howz it goin'? Crush: Uh good, who is this? Op: Tbanana, from skoolz, i lol lovz yu. Crush: I don't know how you got this number... Op: Destinie, itz Romeoz and Julietz FTW! I luvz you like edward cullen loves bella. Crush: I am going to stop talking to you Op: Noez, come backz.
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Comments (67)
Ncatz93 0
OMG the same thing happened too me!
unfair_126 0
the same thing always used to happen to me.. so i just stopped texting them :( i feel your pain
mitchiv13 0
I've been there 2 it's not cool but next time say "ok that's cool too... just don't reply"
muzicmajor11 0
been there done that
Biebergurl1 0
Wow, lots of comments...well, I'm 15, I ttly get it. But he probably just thinks "o, this girl is txting me anonamously, kinda creepy." But I don't think he shouldv'e been such an asshole about it and just txted back soething like, "OH! hahahhahaha!" -then again- u can't control a persons feelings soo...DROP THE TOOL! Find someone uh...better. Good luck in he futer! (p.s, some of these comments r pretty harsh. geez ppl, be a lil nicer she's only 14.) k, thx, bie!
Biebergurl1 0
*something
sefani 1
He could be out of credit...
Naruto11232 0
he didn't give it to you himself???
FMLismylife11 0
Sadly it happens to me almost everytime I text someone.. :'(
nojobryan 0
If your only 14 u got ur whole life every day gets better. But for me everything just loves trying to kill me and rip out my heart lol. But then I asked my crush out and she said yes so get to know a person and than u can try to go further