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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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Help

By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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Drunk texts

By Anonymous - 18/06/2023 06:00

Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML

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Ah, puppy love…

By Unlovable - 22/07/2019 04:00

Today, I was texting my crush. He wasn’t really into the texts because he was barely replying, until he texted back calling me "Baby." I got so excited, I almost cried, until he corrected himself and said that the text wasn’t for me. I cried. FML

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By hatethatiloveyou - 10/02/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2012 01:26 - United States

Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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Get it now?

By poopooppachuu - 11/10/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML

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lil_cig 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 9:42

How'd you get it though? He was probably creeped out if you didn't get it from him directly

Flutist 3

Wednesday 4 November 2009 11:31

Op: Heyy howz it goin'? Crush: Uh good, who is this? Op: Tbanana, from skoolz, i lol lovz yu. Crush: I don't know how you got this number... Op: Destinie, itz Romeoz and Julietz FTW! I luvz you like edward cullen loves bella. Crush: I am going to stop talking to you Op: Noez, come backz.

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Ncatz93 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 4:16

OMG the same thing happened too me!

unfair_126 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 8:22

the same thing always used to happen to me.. so i just stopped texting them :( i feel your pain

mitchiv13 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 1:45

I've been there 2 it's not cool but next time say "ok that's cool too... just don't reply"

muzicmajor11 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 6:10

been there done that

Biebergurl1 0

Friday 26 November 2010 0:12

Wow, lots of comments...well, I'm 15, I ttly get it. But he probably just thinks "o, this girl is txting me anonamously, kinda creepy." But I don't think he shouldv'e been such an asshole about it and just txted back soething like, "OH! hahahhahaha!" -then again- u can't control a persons feelings soo...DROP THE TOOL! Find someone uh...better. Good luck in he futer! (p.s, some of these comments r pretty harsh. geez ppl, be a lil nicer she's only 14.) k, thx, bie!

Biebergurl1 0

Friday 26 November 2010 0:15

*something

sefani 1

Sunday 8 May 2011 10:15

He could be out of credit...

Naruto11232 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 1:50

he didn't give it to you himself???

FMLismylife11 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 8:26

Sadly it happens to me almost everytime I text someone.. :'(

nojobryan 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 4:18

If your only 14 u got ur whole life every day gets better. But for me everything just loves trying to kill me and rip out my heart lol. But then I asked my crush out and she said yes so get to know a person and than u can try to go further

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