Love: Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to...

By hatethatiloveyou - 10/02/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML

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By Random - 04/04/2017 07:00 - Canada - Langley

Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML

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By Brunette, small breasts - 24/07/2016 18:51 - Romania - Campina

Today, I decided to finally talk to my crush. I said, "Hello" to which he replied, "First, dye your hair blonde and grow some boobs, then we can talk business." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 02:01

Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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By anonymous - 15/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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By Loveless - 29/10/2020 20:08

Today, my crush said that I was exceptionally ordinary. To my face. FML

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By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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By ug - 08/07/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML

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lilgoddess 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 4:32

Sounds like you and I should hang out...I've been in love with the same guy for 5 years and he can't be bothered. Now I just met a great guy and turns out we're related. FML

iFruit 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 3:50

You left some of it out, he actually said, "Stop staring, you sexy female, rawwwr."

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lilgoddess 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 4:32

Sounds like you and I should hang out...I've been in love with the same guy for 5 years and he can't be bothered. Now I just met a great guy and turns out we're related. FML

EwahWeeWah 21

Saturday 23 July 2016 14:07

****, that sucks.

wybat 6

Wednesday 27 July 2016 21:23

that should be a FML right there

no_problems 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 6:04

guessing your a girl? you should have talked to him earlier, but if he's like me, if he was single he would have approached you earlier. the fact that he didn't isn't a good thing.

haileeMichele 4

Sunday 17 June 2012 4:10

Oh how observant of you -_-

Rodin_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 12:49

Aww, you can stare at me instead, I could do with the attention.

nokinonhevinsdor 0

Monday 16 February 2009 4:00

Sounds similar to what happened to me before: I was talking to this guy I liked and the guy was like "Oh I'm so glad I can talk to you, now I feel comfortable coming out in public"

Nixy_fml 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 0:33

Aww! Im pretty sure that happens to more people than you think. Dont let it get to you

r3ally 0

Monday 9 March 2009 1:37

aw .lol.thats happened to me before.i know it might not seem funny now but trust me you'll be alright and laugh at the memory of it later.

WinglessAngel_fml 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:42

I stare at every guy I think I'm cute. I think I scare all of them.

Flowerchild555 0

Friday 10 April 2009 4:19

Well if that was the first time he had talked to you, then you probably didn't have a real crush on him. So it's actually better he said that so you can find someone you REALLY love. Kinda funny how it works like that. Annoying, but funny.

happygoluckyhh 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:49

Why the hell would you stare at him? Can you spell despret? Common sense isn't brain surgery, my friend. There is something called flirting that you should try!