By Anonymous - 11/9/2021 16:00 - United Kingdom

More reasons to stay at home

Today, my local pub has now closed so now the only bar within staggering distance of my house is an entertainment centre. So now, if I want to drink myself blotto, I can no longer do it in peace and quiet, I have to do it to the background noise of some cartoon monkey and 100 rotten kids screaming. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  30

If the goal is to become blotto, the overwhelmingly obvious solution is to drink at home. It's cheaper and safer.

If you're interested in the social aspect, then you have to find a pub.

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By  Plop  |  14

I don't want to sound mean, and am in no way judging you buuuut... You sound like you may have quite a bit of a drinking problem. Please go talk to someone about it.

By  RichardPencil  |  30

If the goal is to become blotto, the overwhelmingly obvious solution is to drink at home. It's cheaper and safer.

If you're interested in the social aspect, then you have to find a pub.