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By sigh - 18/11/2019 01:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my parents forgot it was my birthday. They ordered me to scrub the common bathroom, and when I asked if they'd remembered, my dad's reaction was, "Oh! Really?" My mom's was, "I thought that it was next week." What lovely parents I have. FML

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Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML

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Happy Late Birthday. I am sorry that happened to you.

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Monday 18 November 2019 19:56

suck it up princess, maybe you should be more caring to your parents first

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Thursday 21 November 2019 1:53

Happy Late Birthday. I am sorry that happened to you.

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