Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark...

Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML

By Alan - 29/5/2015 10:03

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It's the weekend so let's plaster on a fake smile and plough through this shit one more time. Sorry, I was channelling Bill...

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By wouaf / Friday 29 May 2015 04:19 / France

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Today, I took a flight from Seattle to Oregon but missed my flight back home to California because the flight attendant came in late...

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By Enslaved | 36

#6304555 - Friday 29 May 2015 10:19

So her bite was worse than her bark?

By irish_lad | 16

#6304559 - Friday 29 May 2015 10:22

At least she did what she was told. I have bother getting my kids to do what I tell them

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By Enslaved | 36

#6304555 - Friday 29 May 2015 10:19

So her bite was worse than her bark?

tormcn | 26

#6304617 - Friday 29 May 2015 12:12

Let's hope the little biter is under the age of five.

santosb1 | 11

#6304654 - Friday 29 May 2015 13:41

I just picture boo from monsters inc

wanted_2_want | 40

#6304708 - Friday 29 May 2015 16:17

And hopefully she's got her vaccinations. LOL.

psychopolarbear | 28

#6304942 - Friday 29 May 2015 20:51

#32, I thought of Lilo from Lilo and Stitch haha

By devildog562 | 33

#6304556 - Friday 29 May 2015 10:20

Bitches be crazy.
But seriously ;
I'm wondering how old the kid is and why if she's that young you told her to bark/ act like a dog in public ?!

DFMLharsh | 20

#6304581 - Friday 29 May 2015 10:45

Too fond of bitches and dogs, my man?

That username, doe. o.O

wantmeasandwich | 26

#6304681 - Friday 29 May 2015 14:55

Because how was OP to know? After all, barking little sisters seldom bite. Or something like that.

By AviKerensky | 17

#6304557 - Friday 29 May 2015 10:21

Wow. What a bitch.

By dontjudgeme28 | 3

#6304558 - Friday 29 May 2015 10:21

hahahaha sorry but your lil sis is really funny

By irish_lad | 16

#6304559 - Friday 29 May 2015 10:22

At least she did what she was told. I have bother getting my kids to do what I tell them

False_Stupidity | 41

#6304941 - Friday 29 May 2015 20:49

But she didn't do as she was told.
OP didn't tell her to bite anyone, just to bark if anyone came near (meaning her bag)

flyingyordles | 5

#6305288 - Saturday 30 May 2015 6:05

Even better. She's an overachiever.

By Miss_Whipped | 41

#6304562 - Friday 29 May 2015 10:27

That sounds pretty rough.

WallyQ | 18

#6304837 - Friday 29 May 2015 18:45

Ruff*

Miss_Whipped | 41

#6304854 - Friday 29 May 2015 19:05

If you look at my username, I think I picked the right one, actually.

By chalalala_fml | 2

#6304563 - Friday 29 May 2015 10:27

She put teeth to it at least..

By Aspen_Grace33 | 27

#6304565 - Friday 29 May 2015 10:28

At least you've got yourself a good "guard dog"!!!

By MrConcise | 34

#6304569 - Friday 29 May 2015 10:31

You should have seen this coming when she only picked out a series of studded chokers beforehand.

By xTwinkies1 | 14

#6304573 - Friday 29 May 2015 10:34

In some way that actually sound cute... but then again it wasn't right for your little sister to bit strangers lol

MrsPegg | 45

#6304587 - Friday 29 May 2015 10:54

How on earth is a girl biting someone like a they're a guard dog ever cute? Especially for just walking into the changing room; no threat to OP or the bag.

tdawg91 | 17

#6304605 - Friday 29 May 2015 11:50

Tell a kid to act like a dog and they'll act like a dog, it's kinda cute and I'll vote YDI on this because all younger siblings are basically their older siblings slave