By wouaf - 29/05/2015 04:19 - France - Voiron

Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML
I agree, your life sucks 457
You deserved it 85
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Enslaved 36

So her bite was worse than her bark?

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irish_lad 16

At least she did what she was told. I have bother getting my kids to do what I tell them

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Enslaved 36

So her bite was worse than her bark?

284 6
tormcn 26

Let's hope the little biter is under the age of five.

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santosb1 11

I just picture boo from monsters inc

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wanted_2_want 40

And hopefully she's got her vaccinations. LOL.

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psychopolarbear 28

#32, I thought of Lilo from Lilo and Stitch haha

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devildog562 33

Bitches be crazy. But seriously ; I'm wondering how old the kid is and why if she's that young you told her to bark/ act like a dog in public ?!

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DFMLharsh 20

Too fond of bitches and dogs, my man? That username, doe. o.O

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wantmeasandwich 26

Because how was OP to know? After all, barking little sisters seldom bite. Or something like that.

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AviKerensky 17

Wow. What a bitch.

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dontjudgeme28 3

hahahaha sorry but your lil sis is really funny

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irish_lad 16

At least she did what she was told. I have bother getting my kids to do what I tell them

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False_Stupidity 41

But she didn't do as she was told. OP didn't tell her to bite anyone, just to bark if anyone came near (meaning her bag)

15 1
flyingyordles 5

Even better. She's an overachiever.

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Miss_Whipped 43

If you look at my username, I think I picked the right one, actually.

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Aspen_Grace33 27

At least you've got yourself a good "guard dog"!!!

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MrConcise 34

You should have seen this coming when she only picked out a series of studded chokers beforehand.

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xTwinkies1 14

In some way that actually sound cute... but then again it wasn't right for your little sister to bit strangers lol

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MrsPegg 45

How on earth is a girl biting someone like a they're a guard dog ever cute? Especially for just walking into the changing room; no threat to OP or the bag.

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tdawg91 17

Tell a kid to act like a dog and they'll act like a dog, it's kinda cute and I'll vote YDI on this because all younger siblings are basically their older siblings slave

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tjsmommy18 5

what does YDI mean?

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