Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
Today, I saved a woman from being mugged, and stayed with her until the police arrived. At which point she ignored me completely, and thanked the handsome 20-something police officer for making her feel safe, like I did nothing. Ungrateful cow. Next time the mugger can have your handbag. FML
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML
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ThatGirlIsMe93 0
Lol what a gentleman!
starile 20
You should NOT be careful on your way home and get mugged again, just to spite him. That'll teach his polite, thieving ass!
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Comments (132)
DarkShadowAK 0
lol what a nice person.
zkchild 0
Haha well at least he wasn't a complete dick about it.
fraqtl 1
your life sucks. however, it does remind me of LA Story. "Hi, my name is Bob, I'll be your mugger tonight" "Hi Bob, there you go" "Thankyou sir, and have a nice evening!"
unidentified_sta 5
Got to be careful, it is dangerous out there. He is looking out for you.
smashgrab 0
It pleases me that the criminal underworld has found a place for manners. When I was mugged, all the guy had to say was "gimme your wallet!", and then he pistol whipped me and ran off. Thieves are certainly moving up in the world...
ClickMyPicture 0
Becareful D; He was nice, you should of handed him your purse too.
mintcar 10
Should'VE*
ClickMyPicture 0
My bad. Should have*
starile 20
You should NOT be careful on your way home and get mugged again, just to spite him. That'll teach his polite, thieving ass!
DocBastard 40
You sir/ma'am, win 1 (one) internetz.
babygurl91695 2
hahaha this made me laugh
RedPillSucks 33
Could have been worse.... He could have said *So.... Same time next week?* or *Your wife says to get some bread and milk at the grocery store, here's a couple of bucks*
Brandi_Faith 34
He's ^ got a point!! Haha.
a_girl_i_know 0
Well at least the thief was nice, cause it could have been a lot worse, he could have wished you a bad day :)
xstaticdelta 6
this is sad