Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
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Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
Today, I saved a woman from being mugged, and stayed with her until the police arrived. At which point she ignored me completely, and thanked the handsome 20-something police officer for making her feel safe, like I did nothing. Ungrateful cow. Next time the mugger can have your handbag. FML
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML
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ThatGirlIsMe93 0
Lol what a gentleman!
starile 20
You should NOT be careful on your way home and get mugged again, just to spite him. That'll teach his polite, thieving ass!
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Comments (132)
loveforsoccer 0
sorry about that but it could be worse. he was probably desperate and broke so he took yours, but felt bad about what he did.
mjcdsjf 0
You should have bit his face off. Literally.
Abe210 0
I like the way everyone is like oh maybe he was just down on his luck, dude I'm broke like most of the time and my first reaction isnt to ****** robb somebody
iranoutofnames 6
yeah, do be careful you wouldn't wanna get mu- wait...what?
kushint94 0
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MasteredBastard 16
Today, I was going to post much like many others have about the irony and such, but then I realised I was actually jealous because that's nicer than anyone's been to me in like six months. FML.
Proughboy 7
I just wanted to say Marvin_Android I love that book! You rock.
SittingInTheSky 6
Oh that is horrible. poor you.
ExEmoPsychoGirl 0
When I got mugged they weren't all that friendly...They just punched me in the face and took the $3 I had on me...then they Spat on me and left.
katie72 6
My, what nice abs you have.