Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
Today, I saved a woman from being mugged, and stayed with her until the police arrived. At which point she ignored me completely, and thanked the handsome 20-something police officer for making her feel safe, like I did nothing. Ungrateful cow. Next time the mugger can have your handbag. FML
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML
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Top comments
ThatGirlIsMe93 0
Lol what a gentleman!
starile 20
You should NOT be careful on your way home and get mugged again, just to spite him. That'll teach his polite, thieving ass!
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Comments (132)
keviin92 0
muggers these days are so nice and polite
mylifesucksserio 15
should have kicked him in the balls
rayquaza5000 4
Oh, the irony.
xstolix 1
Aww atleast he was concerned it could have been icy out and he didn't want you to slip. Wait he left you with your mittens right? Its a cold night don't want to get frost bite.
GameAddikt 0
maybe he was just down on his luck and felt bad for stealing from you! or he could just be a sarcastic @$$hole!
j_cat187 20
Carry a blade in a bad part of town?
Abe210 0
that's like raping someone and then asking them how was it hahaha u I've some nice muggers in ur neighborhood man
anonyn_fml 0
:(
waiting4u 0
sounds like the movie clueless
t765234 10
When he turned around you should have put him in a figure 8 choke hold, it would have knocked him out and stab wouldn't be the first reaction to being choked for most people.