Miscellaneous: Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely...

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 16:09 - Guatemala

Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML

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ThatGirlIsMe93 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 19:01

Lol what a gentleman!

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Comments

blayke96 8

Thursday 27 October 2011 2:37

This is like, the best FML I've ever seen!!

L1LK3V13 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 11:44

Well, at least it's better than being mugged by a complete asshole.

NukedaZoo 4

Wednesday 21 March 2012 6:33

WTF?!?

EvilManiac13 13

Sunday 9 June 2013 20:23

LOL. Sounds like you got mugged by Fix-It Felix jr

nrevogcmamme 17

Friday 22 November 2013 5:37

He was probably Canadian.

AssassinBug 15

Thursday 5 December 2013 21:47

Estas de Guatemala, o tu es un turista?

beaglegal 42

Friday 14 February 2014 3:38

Is he Canadian?

Lelliott 7

Thursday 6 March 2014 1:54

Crap...mugged by a Canadian

SoTrue17 8

Monday 14 July 2014 8:43

Hahaha he is a troll

CryosFear 14

Friday 29 August 2014 17:12

Damn Canadians

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