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By worldsmosthonestdad Today, I got a call from my 8-year-old's 3rd grade teacher. Apparently a question went around class asking, "Why do you think you were put on this Earth?", and my son answered, "My dad says it's because I swam the fastest." FML I agree, your life sucks 2960 You deserved it 530 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Frenchgirl - United States Today, it was my first day at school in the United States. Being from France, my French accent is really strong. After being made fun of all day, I met someone from Montreal. I was so excited and said, "Parlez-vous Français?" And his response? "HUH?!" FML I agree, your life sucks 33149 You deserved it 6187 328 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonyme - France - Ivry-sur-seine Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML I agree, your life sucks 25065 You deserved it 35783 134 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NoPeeGiven - United States - Palatine Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 48785 You deserved it 9945 70 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, my best friend invited my ex to eat lunch with her. I wouldn't have found out had I not bumped into them while they were there. FML I agree, your life sucks 12959 You deserved it 1302 54 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML I agree, your life sucks 40714 You deserved it 2722 65 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ironies a b*tch - United States - Chatham Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML I agree, your life sucks 67031 You deserved it 21697 166 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Smile - France Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML I agree, your life sucks 13436 You deserved it 31237 29 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Spider fail - United States - East Lansing Today, I had a dream that I was swinging through New York City as my favorite hero, Spider-Man. I was almost immediately beaten to death by a mugger. I suck even in my dreams. FML I agree, your life sucks 10647 You deserved it 1056 24 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kvdfan - United States Today, my boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately, he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wasted. He's currently naked in bed, cooing at his penis, and giggling like a little girl. FML I agree, your life sucks 28153 You deserved it 3476 148 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Salt Lake City Today, I went to put a lasagna in the oven for dinner. I was greeted by a revolting scent of a chicken-soup and biscuits boxed dinner. The fridge apparently was too full for my brother to put it away inside, so he covered it up and forgot about it in the oven. We made that dinner two weeks ago. FML. I agree, your life sucks 23287 You deserved it 2161 55 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Frank - United States Today, I came home from work tired and horny, and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go make love. While all she had done all day is lay on the couch and watch television, she said, "I'm too tired, why don't you just go into the bathroom and grab a quick wank." FML I agree, your life sucks 38808 You deserved it 6364 261 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nekkidness - United States - Carthage Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML I agree, your life sucks 9513 You deserved it 38837 92 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By baby.momma2 - 26/11/2020 19:58 Dominion Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML I agree, your life sucks 744 You deserved it 271 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ackno Today, I was having sex with my husband when the pores on his forehead triggered my trypophobia. We had to stop before I had a panic attack. FML I agree, your life sucks 5925 You deserved it 1692 48 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By stuckwithafamilyofcunts - Spain - El Puig Today, my little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter for my birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, my parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me for yelling at him. FML I agree, your life sucks 56527 You deserved it 3658 109 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I found out a guy I work with has an eye twitch. I thought he was just a winker. I have been winking back all week. He either thinks I'm an asshole or am trying to seduce him. FML I agree, your life sucks 14387 You deserved it 23442 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Chef stupid - United States - Houston Today, while working at a fine-dining restaurant, I was dicing veggies. I was paying such close attention to make sure the veggies were all the same size, that I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML I agree, your life sucks 13083 You deserved it 2496 38 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MotherMary - United States - Park Hills Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years, who can't get it up for me and has been blaming blood pressure issues, apparently has no problem getting it up while watching the neighbor undress from our window. FML I agree, your life sucks 45931 You deserved it 5249 137 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By neighbour hell - Norway - Kristiansand Today, after 2 months of my new neighbours' kids throwing rocks at our cars, constantly swearing at us, bullying my siblings in and out of school, and vandalising our property, their mother has convinced the landlord that we're the ones out of control. FML I agree, your life sucks 50948 You deserved it 2681 99 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML I agree, your life sucks 50219 You deserved it 6257 301 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By krfenton8 Today, I had a bad feeling about walking to work because of the weather. Instead, I drove. My car slid on the ice and I created a four-car pile up. All three of the other people involved have decided to sue me. I should've walked. FML I agree, your life sucks 25481 You deserved it 4063 111 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 22/12/2020 05:02 - United States - Gainesville Go away, creep Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML I agree, your life sucks 891 You deserved it 63 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By toast - United Kingdom Today, I repaired a boiler for a wealthy guy in a big house. While there, I fixed a leaking tap for free. When I went to go, the man slipped something into my shirt pocket and said "have a drink on me." When I got to my truck, I discovered that he'd given me a tea bag. FML I agree, your life sucks 80687 You deserved it 6261 181 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By gibbette - United Arab Emirates - Dubai Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML I agree, your life sucks 55463 You deserved it 7285 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML I agree, your life sucks 12833 You deserved it 45075 223 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By susan - United States - Naperville Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML I agree, your life sucks 17831 You deserved it 27038 144 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By yuck Today, I found out that what I thought was my brother gasping and groaning in his dreams most nights is actually him jacking off. FML I agree, your life sucks 30266 You deserved it 4162 79 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By karl - Ireland Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML I agree, your life sucks 6457 You deserved it 44197 105 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada - Richmond Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML I agree, your life sucks 49391 You deserved it 5813 145 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By DriedDeadFroggo Today, my dog has figured out how to open screen doors on his own, by body checking them at full force, of course, like one does. This would be all fine and good, but we live by a lake with a considerable mosquito infestation. FML I agree, your life sucks 1698 You deserved it 152 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Beanzbeanz - Canada Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML I agree, your life sucks 50932 You deserved it 10477 266 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By French - Switzerland Today, my boss told me I'm not working hard enough because I take French classes two mornings a week and therefore I won't be getting a promotion. If I want the promotion I have to stop taking my French classes. These are the same French classes I was told I originally needed for the promotion. FML I agree, your life sucks 41892 You deserved it 2970 126 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By megatron - United States - Naperville Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML I agree, your life sucks 17889 You deserved it 1559 33 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ryan and Zack - United States Today, I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit. I politely knocked on the door, and there was no answer. Fearing that something had happened, I violently broke down the door to find my grandma and her new 80 year old boyfriend having sex. FML I agree, your life sucks 32114 You deserved it 7878 198 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jmdezy - United States Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML I agree, your life sucks 10750 You deserved it 24063 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By good mom - United States - Monterey Park Who's the worst? Today, despite the fact that I own my home, car and have a career, I was once again told that I’ve shamed my family by being a single mom. Meanwhile, my brother has four kids with three different women and constantly hits up every family member for money. He gets nothing but just support. FML I agree, your life sucks 3081 You deserved it 168 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By twelvie - Australia - Sydney Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML I agree, your life sucks 38731 You deserved it 2893 94 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By what434 - United States Today, I learned that you don't put your diamond earrings on over your bathroom sink. FML I agree, your life sucks 11249 You deserved it 44420 180 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By over_due - United States Today, I was giving a competitive dramatic speech. I got a little too into it and punched the ground to portray my character's anger. I must be one dedicated thespian because I was angry enough to break my hand. FML I agree, your life sucks 11552 You deserved it 3259 34 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By BurnInDemonFire | 30 #7696022 - Wednesday 19 September 2018 20:06 "Wendy, I can fly!" "Dammit!" Send a private message 3 0 Reply
By pjsr | 32 #7696742 - Friday 21 September 2018 0:28 Those LSD trips are wicked Send a private message 1 0 Reply
By BurnInDemonFire | 30 #7696022 - Wednesday 19 September 2018 20:06 "Wendy, I can fly!" "Dammit!" Send a private message 3 0 Reply
By 1known | 29 #7696123 - Thursday 20 September 2018 0:20 His tail is funny. :) Send a private message 1 1 Reply
By pjsr | 32 #7696742 - Friday 21 September 2018 0:28 Those LSD trips are wicked Send a private message 1 0 Reply
By PhoenixChick | 26 #7696863 - Friday 21 September 2018 8:25 This is so me, except the lake would somehow catch on fire and the rock would fall and hit me on the head Send a private message 0 0 Reply
Reply BurnInDemonFire | 30 #7697335 - Saturday 22 September 2018 1:41 I had no idea you were a Looney Tunes character. Send a private message 0 0 Reply
Today, I wore leggings without underwear. When I got in the car after a busy shopping day, I realized that my pubes had poked through the fabric and my... I agree, your life sucks 151 You deserved it 793 9 Comments
Today, I got home from work a few hours early to find my mum cheating, right in the middle of the act. So much for a nice afternoon off. FML I agree, your life sucks 868 You deserved it 65 4 Comments
"Dammit!"