Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
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Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
Today, my sister got fired and I got promoted to her job, got a nice payrise for it. My relationship with my sister will never be the same again. FML
Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML
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Top comments
lysx84 24
Wait, is this how she thinks it works or was she choosing to disown you?
skye_tbfh 18
be like "oh good now I can finally pretend I don't know you"
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Comments (63)
Tripartita 45
Wait, even if she were correct, why did she wait until after the ceremony to tell you? Why would she tell you at all; shouldn't she presume her misinformation is common knowledge?
iAlissa 34
This made me rub my temples furiously
Keizen 4
I almost read that as "this made me rub my nipples furiously." I'm sorry.
amberthebear 7
just because you guys don't share the same last name doesn't mean you are no longer family. you can't change genetics and who you are related to
GloUp_fml 18
You're better off without her anyways, when she needs help with something tell her you're "not related"
olpally 33
Can I slap the stupid out of her? Good god. Just walk away.
makkarari 18
Too bad that's not how it works, although I do have a sister that I wish it would work that way!!!
DrPaul 10
It's ok I did this to my sister too. I finally came to my senses when I wasn't 8 anymore
writerchic85 26
I guess this means she thinks you're related to your husband now and your kids will be inbred.
ellyhan 11
Is your sister five?
Richard6036 13
Boy your sister is not too smart is she maybe your mother should have named her sunny because she's just so bright.