Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
Today, my sister got fired and I got promoted to her job, got a nice payrise for it. My relationship with my sister will never be the same again. FML
Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML
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Top comments
lysx84 24
Wait, is this how she thinks it works or was she choosing to disown you?
skye_tbfh 18
be like "oh good now I can finally pretend I don't know you"
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Comments (63)
Witchylady 18
Your sister is a dumb ass. And aren't you glad you don't have to invite her too any more family gatherings as she is no longer family.
friday9733 11
She's in her mid 40's
NH_Freelancer 19
If only it was that easy... I'd have changed my last name LONG ago!
ericp96 10
I hope she was joking
worldclassrager 41
Related by blood not name...
peetay 7
You just got married:- WTF are you doing on your phone?
beantownchivette 8
This could have happened a while back and finally got posted(a lot of FMLs get stuck in moderation for weeks/months)
ezrajab 22
She is in her 40s Jees she is pretty childish
millie14225 31
wow! did she insist on a dna test to make sure that her children were hers too?
jvanevery 19
what is it with all the idiot relatives today this is about the 4th FML with a clueless relative
jvanevery 19
well this might be a good thing you don't really want to be related anybody that stupid