Today, I've been feeling horny a lot lately, so I downloaded Tinder and subscribed to Tinder Gold. The only matches I've had are with bots and people saying "subscribe to my Instagram for premium content." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after seeing that my Tinder profile has been stagnant for a VERY long time, I became desperate enough to purchase a 100x boost. The result? One of the girls unmatched me. Not that it matters. All my matches have yet to answer back. FML
Today, I was swiping on Tinder when the app told me there was one else left to meet. I haven't had any matches. FML
Today, I logged onto Tinder to see if I had any messages. I had one: "Get off Tinder." FML
Today, I’m so ugly, I had to pay for more likes on Tinder because I ran out of them. FML
Today, I finally matched with someone on Tinder after using it for a month. I sent a message and they unmatched. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, my friends yet again told me to hop on Tinder and other dating sites, saying how easy it is to match up, and I keep telling them I will soon. In reality, I've been on them for weeks, without a match. FML
Today, after 4 years of being single, I decided to go back to the dating scene. I downloaded Tinder. My matches run for the hills as soon as I show them a full body pic of myself. One guy even told me to delete the app from my phone, because if “guys wanted to go whaling, they’d go out to sea.” FML
Today, I got way too bored and stoned, so I created a Tinder profile named "Covid" with a picture of the Coronavirus and a funny description. I'd never had so many matches. FML
Today, a notification from Tinder popped up on my girlfriend's phone, saying, "Congratulations, you have a new match." FML
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RichardPencil 32
Good thing you came here! You won't find those kind of scammers on FML. It would be a good idea to send me a Steam card, ok?
Xatraris 38
Tinder is trash, in my honest opinion. Actually all online dating anymore it seems. They're all filled with bots and people looking for "clout" and attention. There's a handful of actual people on there looking for someone or even something but they are few and far between. Good luck finding someone, I know it's pretty difficult especially with the way things are going now.
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RichardPencil 32
Good thing you came here! You won't find those kind of scammers on FML. It would be a good idea to send me a Steam card, ok?
Xatraris 38
Tinder is trash, in my honest opinion. Actually all online dating anymore it seems. They're all filled with bots and people looking for "clout" and attention. There's a handful of actual people on there looking for someone or even something but they are few and far between. Good luck finding someone, I know it's pretty difficult especially with the way things are going now.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I recommend masturbating.
Someweirdhobo 12
That's 99% of "women" on tinder