Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML
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zolltf
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you shouldn't drive if you can't pay attention
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DjeePee
| 24
Indeed. Why the hell are you driving? Imagine that you hit someone because 'you were pretending to be in space'.
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KingDingALing
| 9
In addition to that, imagine the explanation that the OP would have given to the person he (or she) crashed in to.
Victim: Dude! How the fuck did you crash into my car?!
OP: ...Um...
Victim: Answer the question, shithead!
OP: ...I was pretending to be in space...
Victim: *Kicks OP in the crotch*
Victim: Dude! How the fuck did you crash into my car?!
OP: ...Um...
Victim: Answer the question, shithead!
OP: ...I was pretending to be in space...
Victim: *Kicks OP in the crotch*
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KingDingALing
| 9
In addition to that, imagine the explanation that the OP would have given to the person he (or she) crashed in to.
Victim: Dude! How the fuck did you crash into my car?!
OP: ...Um...
Victim: Answer the question, shithead!
OP: ...I was pretending to be in space...
Victim: *Kicks OP in the crotch*
Victim: Dude! How the fuck did you crash into my car?!
OP: ...Um...
Victim: Answer the question, shithead!
OP: ...I was pretending to be in space...
Victim: *Kicks OP in the crotch*
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breakofdawn1
| 0
that's kinda funny
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Must have been that kush or Maui wowie
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whatup360
| 1
actually marijuana tends to make the driver more cautious, compared to other drugs.. never got in a car accident , 4 years of driving high
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boyguydudemalema
| 0
63, 4 years of pretending to be in space ? man, you must be the best space cadet in history!!
jk
jk
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port5
| 0
get a life bitch, you aren't getting any sympathy, it's like if someone was qqing about getting into an accident cause they were texting and drinking a beer
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Doomire
| 0
win win win I loled so hard
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bezach
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houston we have an alchohal problem.
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z620
| 0
You also shouldn't drive if your on shrooms...
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TheAwkHawk
| 14
#119 fuck you asshole. It's called an accident. You should know. You are one.
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Kamon97
| 23
Exactly... It's retards like OP that make driving insurance overpriced...
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nlm92
| 15
171 OP doesn't know the meaning of space
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Bathory_fml
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You being a dumbass is not an FML. :|
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wellinever
| 5
You shouldn't be allowed to drive on any planet where there are human beings.
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Epic_Phale615
| 0
Or anything living. Lets drop him on mars and continue the voyage for new life :P.
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katiechap8
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aww :/
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lmBrown
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op is on shrooms . nuff said
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daaron
| 3
um dude how did u say you got your drivers ID again DMV Dumb Motor Vechiles
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keegan23
| 4
Wow...
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mzjane
| 0
FYL because there must not be anything interesting going on in it for you to daydream like that.
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ryu7
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agreed
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DU0
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Don't understand how this is a FML. YDI for being an idiot. :l
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johnsese
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WoooooooooooW.
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sweet_candy_
| 17
You can do that on your own time. NOT when you're driving ydi op.
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deputy_g
| 5
I pretend the emergency brake handle is a gun and pretend to shoot the cars infront...but them again im in the passenger seat not driving
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sweet_candy_
| 17
That's because you're weird.
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deputy_g
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Yes I am a tad weird lol
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kikibisweet
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Ydi. You shouldt get behind the wheel of a vehicle. Ever.
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ydi_4_suking
| 20
Haha done that too but within a second of my day dream starting I go back to focusing on driving
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razeleet
| 0
YDI because you were day dreaming about being in space and not something a little more interesting.
It would have been different if you were day dreaming about sex or something O_o
It would have been different if you were day dreaming about sex or something O_o
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LyricaSilvan
| 29
Yes, because it's totally about what he was daydreaming, not the fact that he was daydreaming while driving and could have hurt someone. Good job, 23.
not because you got in a accident ,
but for the fact that your mom dropped you on the head when you were a baby and you became a complete abnormal retard for thinking your in space via dust ... o_O