FML : Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

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Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By moxy / Monday 24 January 2011 15:00 /

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By zolltf | 4

#2002887 - Monday 24 January 2011 18:51

you shouldn't drive if you can't pay attention

By moshmosh | 0

#2002983 - Monday 24 January 2011 19:06

I agree your life sucks.
not because you got in a accident ,
but for the fact that your mom dropped you on the head when you were a baby and you became a complete abnormal retard for thinking your in space via dust ... o_O

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By zolltf | 4

#2002887 - Monday 24 January 2011 18:51

you shouldn't drive if you can't pay attention

DjeePee | 24

#2002940 - Monday 24 January 2011 19:00

Indeed. Why the hell are you driving? Imagine that you hit someone because 'you were pretending to be in space'.

KingDingALing | 9

#2003137 - Monday 24 January 2011 19:40

In addition to that, imagine the explanation that the OP would have given to the person he (or she) crashed in to.

Victim: Dude! How the fuck did you crash into my car?!
OP: ...Um...
Victim: Answer the question, shithead!
OP: ...I was pretending to be in space...
Victim: *Kicks OP in the crotch*

KingDingALing | 9

#2003143 - Monday 24 January 2011 19:40

breakofdawn1 | 0

#2003264 - Monday 24 January 2011 20:24

that's kinda funny

iliveinthesky_fml | 0

#2003342 - Monday 24 January 2011 20:55

Must have been that kush or Maui wowie

whatup360 | 1

#2003434 - Monday 24 January 2011 21:33

actually marijuana tends to make the driver more cautious, compared to other drugs.. never got in a car accident , 4 years of driving high

boyguydudemalema | 0

#2005558 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 8:20

63, 4 years of pretending to be in space ? man, you must be the best space cadet in history!!

jk

port5 | 0

#2005745 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:14

get a life bitch, you aren't getting any sympathy, it's like if someone was qqing about getting into an accident cause they were texting and drinking a beer

Doomire | 0

#2006096 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 10:51

win win win I loled so hard

bezach | 0

#2691914 - Thursday 16 June 2011 4:30

houston we have an alchohal problem.

z620 | 0

#3389474 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 4:24

You also shouldn't drive if your on shrooms...

TheAwkHawk | 14

#5489725 - Monday 13 May 2013 7:42

#119 fuck you asshole. It's called an accident. You should know. You are one.

Kamon97 | 23

#5892979 - Saturday 22 March 2014 15:05

Exactly... It's retards like OP that make driving insurance overpriced...

nlm92 | 15

#5985784 - Monday 23 June 2014 17:59

171 OP doesn't know the meaning of space

By Bathory_fml | 0

#2002914 - Monday 24 January 2011 18:55

You being a dumbass is not an FML. :|

wellinever | 5

#2003212 - Monday 24 January 2011 20:09

You shouldn't be allowed to drive on any planet where there are human beings.

Epic_Phale615 | 0

#2005128 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 5:10

Or anything living. Lets drop him on mars and continue the voyage for new life :P.

By katiechap8 | 0

#2002919 - Monday 24 January 2011 18:56

aww :/

lmBrown | 0

#2005335 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 6:17

op is on shrooms . nuff said

daaron | 3

#2005795 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:22

um dude how did u say you got your drivers ID again DMV Dumb Motor Vechiles

By keegan23 | 4

#2002922 - Monday 24 January 2011 18:56

Wow...

By mzjane | 0

#2002925 - Monday 24 January 2011 18:56

FYL because there must not be anything interesting going on in it for you to daydream like that.

ryu7 | 0

#2003486 - Monday 24 January 2011 22:04

agreed

By DU0 | 0

#2002927 - Monday 24 January 2011 18:57

Don't understand how this is a FML. YDI for being an idiot. :l

By johnsese | 0

#2002932 - Monday 24 January 2011 18:58

WoooooooooooW.

By sweet_candy_ | 17

#2002934 - Monday 24 January 2011 18:58

You can do that on your own time. NOT when you're driving ydi op.

deputy_g | 5

#2003905 - Monday 24 January 2011 23:22

I pretend the emergency brake handle is a gun and pretend to shoot the cars infront...but them again im in the passenger seat not driving

sweet_candy_ | 17

#2004036 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 0:06

That's because you're weird.

deputy_g | 5

#2004128 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 0:26

Yes I am a tad weird lol

By kikibisweet | 0

#2002938 - Monday 24 January 2011 19:00

Ydi. You shouldt get behind the wheel of a vehicle. Ever.

By ydi_4_suking | 20

#2002943 - Monday 24 January 2011 19:00

Haha done that too but within a second of my day dream starting I go back to focusing on driving

razeleet | 0

#2003047 - Monday 24 January 2011 19:15

YDI because you were day dreaming about being in space and not something a little more interesting.

It would have been different if you were day dreaming about sex or something O_o

LyricaSilvan | 29

#6679235 - Saturday 27 August 2016 19:04

Yes, because it's totally about what he was daydreaming, not the fact that he was daydreaming while driving and could have hurt someone. Good job, 23.