By moxy - 24/01/2011 15:00

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 651
You deserved it 65 722

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you shouldn't drive if you can't pay attention

moshmosh 0

I agree your life sucks. not because you got in a accident , but for the fact that your mom dropped you on the head when you were a baby and you became a complete abnormal retard for thinking your in space via dust ... o_O

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you shouldn't drive if you can't pay attention

Indeed. Why the hell are you driving? Imagine that you hit someone because 'you were pretending to be in space'.

KingDingALing 9

In addition to that, imagine the explanation that the OP would have given to the person he (or she) crashed in to. Victim: Dude! How the fuck did you crash into my car?! OP: ...Um... Victim: Answer the question, shithead! OP: ...I was pretending to be in space... Victim: *Kicks OP in the crotch*

KingDingALing 9

In addition to that, imagine the explanation that the OP would have given to the person he (or she) crashed in to. Victim: Dude! How the fuck did you crash into my car?! OP: ...Um... Victim: Answer the question, shithead! OP: ...I was pretending to be in space... Victim: *Kicks OP in the crotch*

that's kinda funny

iliveinthesky_fml 0

Must have been that kush or Maui wowie

whatup360 1

actually marijuana tends to make the driver more cautious, compared to other drugs.. never got in a car accident , 4 years of driving high

boyguydudemalema 0

63, 4 years of pretending to be in space ? man, you must be the best space cadet in history!! jk

port5 0

get a life bitch, you aren't getting any sympathy, it's like if someone was qqing about getting into an accident cause they were texting and drinking a beer

Doomire 0

win win win I loled so hard

bezach 0

houston we have an alchohal problem.

You also shouldn't drive if your on shrooms...

#119 fuck you asshole. It's called an accident. You should know. You are one.

Exactly... It's retards like OP that make driving insurance overpriced...

nlm92 15

171 OP doesn't know the meaning of space

Bathory_fml 0

You being a dumbass is not an FML. :|

wellinever 5

You shouldn't be allowed to drive on any planet where there are human beings.

Epic_Phale615 0

Or anything living. Lets drop him on mars and continue the voyage for new life :P.

op is on shrooms . nuff said

daaron 3

um dude how did u say you got your drivers ID again DMV Dumb Motor Vechiles

FYL because there must not be anything interesting going on in it for you to daydream like that.

DU0 0

Don't understand how this is a FML. YDI for being an idiot. :l

johnsese 0

WoooooooooooW.

You can do that on your own time. NOT when you're driving ydi op.

I pretend the emergency brake handle is a gun and pretend to shoot the cars infront...but them again im in the passenger seat not driving

That's because you're weird.

Yes I am a tad weird lol

Ydi. You shouldt get behind the wheel of a vehicle. Ever.

Haha done that too but within a second of my day dream starting I go back to focusing on driving

razeleet 0

YDI because you were day dreaming about being in space and not something a little more interesting. It would have been different if you were day dreaming about sex or something O_o

Yes, because it's totally about what he was daydreaming, not the fact that he was daydreaming while driving and could have hurt someone. Good job, 23.