By moxy - 24/01/2011 15:00

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML
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You deserved it 65 722
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zolltf 4
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you shouldn't drive if you can't pay attention

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moshmosh 0

I agree your life sucks. not because you got in a accident , but for the fact that your mom dropped you on the head when you were a baby and you became a complete abnormal retard for thinking your in space via dust ... o_O

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zolltf 4
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you shouldn't drive if you can't pay attention

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DjeePee 24
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Indeed. Why the hell are you driving? Imagine that you hit someone because 'you were pretending to be in space'.

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KingDingALing 9

In addition to that, imagine the explanation that the OP would have given to the person he (or she) crashed in to. Victim: Dude! How the fuck did you crash into my car?! OP: ...Um... Victim: Answer the question, shithead! OP: ...I was pretending to be in space... Victim: *Kicks OP in the crotch*

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KingDingALing 9

In addition to that, imagine the explanation that the OP would have given to the person he (or she) crashed in to. Victim: Dude! How the fuck did you crash into my car?! OP: ...Um... Victim: Answer the question, shithead! OP: ...I was pretending to be in space... Victim: *Kicks OP in the crotch*

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breakofdawn1 0
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that's kinda funny

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iliveinthesky_fml 0

Must have been that kush or Maui wowie

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whatup360 1

actually marijuana tends to make the driver more cautious, compared to other drugs.. never got in a car accident , 4 years of driving high

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boyguydudemalema 0

63, 4 years of pretending to be in space ? man, you must be the best space cadet in history!! jk

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port5 0

get a life bitch, you aren't getting any sympathy, it's like if someone was qqing about getting into an accident cause they were texting and drinking a beer

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Doomire 0

win win win I loled so hard

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bezach 0

houston we have an alchohal problem.

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z620 0
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You also shouldn't drive if your on shrooms...

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TheAwkHawk 14
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#119 fuck you asshole. It's called an accident. You should know. You are one.

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Kamon97 23
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Exactly... It's retards like OP that make driving insurance overpriced...

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nlm92 15

171 OP doesn't know the meaning of space

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Bathory_fml 0

You being a dumbass is not an FML. :|

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wellinever 5

You shouldn't be allowed to drive on any planet where there are human beings.

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Epic_Phale615 0

Or anything living. Lets drop him on mars and continue the voyage for new life :P.

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lmBrown 0
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op is on shrooms . nuff said

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daaron 3

um dude how did u say you got your drivers ID again DMV Dumb Motor Vechiles

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mzjane 0
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FYL because there must not be anything interesting going on in it for you to daydream like that.

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DU0 0

Don't understand how this is a FML. YDI for being an idiot. :l

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johnsese 0

WoooooooooooW.

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sweet_candy_ 17
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You can do that on your own time. NOT when you're driving ydi op.

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deputy_g 5
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I pretend the emergency brake handle is a gun and pretend to shoot the cars infront...but them again im in the passenger seat not driving

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sweet_candy_ 17
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That's because you're weird.

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deputy_g 5
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Yes I am a tad weird lol

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kikibisweet 0
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Ydi. You shouldt get behind the wheel of a vehicle. Ever.

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ydi_4_suking 20
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Haha done that too but within a second of my day dream starting I go back to focusing on driving

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razeleet 0

YDI because you were day dreaming about being in space and not something a little more interesting. It would have been different if you were day dreaming about sex or something O_o

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LyricaSilvan 29
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Yes, because it's totally about what he was daydreaming, not the fact that he was daydreaming while driving and could have hurt someone. Good job, 23.

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