moxy
Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
prettyinpurple
United States
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
KobraKommander
France
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
cupcakelady127
United States
Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML
LilaTheGreat
Boyd, United States
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Demona666
It's the most wonderful time of the year
Today, I was in a car accident while driving to my brother's school to drop off some documents that he had to bring in, and forgot at home. While not even driving at 20 km/h, I started drifting on an icy spot. I hit a road sign and my car fell into a ditch. I probably have a concussion. FML
Anon
Toledo, United States
Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML
munchkin
France
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
calling_while_driving
United States
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
ttsutaoka
United States
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
Anonymous
Warners Bay, Australia
What are the odds?
Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML
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zolltf 4
you shouldn't drive if you can't pay attention
moshmosh 0
I agree your life sucks. not because you got in a accident , but for the fact that your mom dropped you on the head when you were a baby and you became a complete abnormal retard for thinking your in space via dust ... o_O
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beccusmaximus 0
This is terrifying. Please don't come drive anywhere near where I live.
Fml70 0
DUMB.....ASS
brootalxkeni 0
someone was high lol
louie111887 0
dude that's no excuse! you're unsafe and dumb. they should take away your license. idiot
louie111887 0
dude that's no excuse! you're unsafe and dumb. they should take away your license. idiot
wonderful_wendy 0
it's time to revoke your liscence.
fthku 13
Oh my. I wonder what you imagine when it's raining.
detolicious 2
Houston, we have a problem. OH SNAP!
x3peachh3x 0
This is so unfair. I've taken the road test twice and failed it both times because of tiny errors Both times they failed me because they said I had bad judgement at intersections. The first time, I was making a left turn and the light was green, and as I was in the middle of the turn the light turned yellow but I kept going. You can't just stop in the middle of an intersection! But apparently it was bad judgement because she failed me, and the second time I don't even remember what happened but I was SO close, I just missed it by 5 points! It just sucks because I was so nervous and that's probably part of the reason I made stupid mistakes, even though they were harmless! And now I feel like I'll never get my license because I'm so afraid of that test. Anyway, the POINT is that it's so unfair that people like OP can drive around without a care and do stupid shit like this while I have to stress myself out over this test and wonder how idiots like this even got their license. OP actually sounds like a lot of the people who go to my school, they think they're sooo cool because they can drive but I know they'll get what's coming to them when they're doing donuts in the parking lot or going 120 mph late at night. Nobody died, crashed, or was even remotely affected by my driving on that test, and I know I'd never deviate from being a safe driver like a lot of people do after they pass the test, because I know the consequences. Anyway, sorry for this rant, I just had to get it out there.
catalin 0
Don't forget that most drivers have been through exactly what you're going through ! But I get you... Most of the time newbie drivers are way more cautious than the "older, more experimented chauffers". That's the world we live in, so full of irony you can almost taste it.
talktomandybaby 8
loser