Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
It's the most wonderful time of the year
Today, I was in a car accident while driving to my brother's school to drop off some documents that he had to bring in, and forgot at home. While not even driving at 20 km/h, I started drifting on an icy spot. I hit a road sign and my car fell into a ditch. I probably have a concussion. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
What are the odds?
Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML
Top comments
zolltf 4
you shouldn't drive if you can't pay attention
moshmosh 0
I agree your life sucks. not because you got in a accident , but for the fact that your mom dropped you on the head when you were a baby and you became a complete abnormal retard for thinking your in space via dust ... o_O
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Comments (158)
dristin 0
that is hilarious! (: I lol'd!
andrej07 0
the only thing I would be distracted by is hot girls
DoctorDictator 0
How the **** is this funny, what if you were the crash victim. Would it be funny then?
Papib_fml 1
Pass the blunt homi
Papib_fml 1
Pass the blunt homi
kartik 0
this, people is eather a sign of dyslexia or you just have the creativity of a child ( which can very use if your in the cartoon industry or a creative writing industry ) but when I'm driving I would think that I'm maneuvering a large spaceship around stars and astriods. this is the perfect example of how people just don't recognize the beauty in imageination. people like you r the ones who do the most good or bad in the world. use your creativity for ur advantage. you have a gift, use it. and for all u philistine people out there, i do agree that he she should pay more attention to the road, but stop hating on him her, u guys r just jealous.
myalleyway 9
you said about the nicest comment about this fml ever. i applaud you. you boosted this persons spirits and reminded them *gently* that they need to be careful on the road. i like you.
Honesty4U 0
Were you high?
vivilily 0
PATHETIC, ha. from dust really!! nice. don't be on the roads any more your putting other peoples life's in danger!
timhortons 4
Not everyone is fit to drive. Just like not everyone can be an astronaut. If you're pretending to be one thing you'll never be while doing something else you're supposed to take seriously, that is pretty much total fail. Do people even think anymore or what's the deal here?
iluvmtrench 0
someones a dumbass ...