Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
It's the most wonderful time of the year
Today, I was in a car accident while driving to my brother's school to drop off some documents that he had to bring in, and forgot at home. While not even driving at 20 km/h, I started drifting on an icy spot. I hit a road sign and my car fell into a ditch. I probably have a concussion. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
What are the odds?
Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML
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zolltf 4
you shouldn't drive if you can't pay attention
moshmosh 0
I agree your life sucks. not because you got in a accident , but for the fact that your mom dropped you on the head when you were a baby and you became a complete abnormal retard for thinking your in space via dust ... o_O
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Comments (158)
in_wonderland 1
so, good weed then?
UnicornsBro 0
Wow. Good job, you just won the idiot award! Asshole. You deserved it.
teffysayshi 8
This FML made my day. Omg.
emodude44 0
Focus on the road! You could have hurt someone?
silvrdragn13 8
ADD much?
1summitash 1
thank god you didn't kill anybody you piece of shit. for real... you suck
lekiat 0
loser!!
blondeandhot 0
no way! same thing happened to me today. :)
yuggi1 11
YDI. x 100^ infinity. I'm glad I wasn't nowhere near you, and if destiny permits, never will. Good luck trying to explain your situation to the police. I'm sure they will sent you straight to a shrink. At least once there you can pretend to be in space all you want. :P
YourLifeBlowsHaH 0
He wants to be a ROCKET MAN!!