moxy
Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
prettyinpurple
United States
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
KobraKommander
France
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
cupcakelady127
United States
Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML
LilaTheGreat
Boyd, United States
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Demona666
It's the most wonderful time of the year
Today, I was in a car accident while driving to my brother's school to drop off some documents that he had to bring in, and forgot at home. While not even driving at 20 km/h, I started drifting on an icy spot. I hit a road sign and my car fell into a ditch. I probably have a concussion. FML
Anon
Toledo, United States
Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML
munchkin
France
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
calling_while_driving
United States
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
ttsutaoka
United States
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
Anonymous
Warners Bay, Australia
What are the odds?
Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML
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zolltf 4
you shouldn't drive if you can't pay attention
moshmosh 0
I agree your life sucks. not because you got in a accident , but for the fact that your mom dropped you on the head when you were a baby and you became a complete abnormal retard for thinking your in space via dust ... o_O
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Comments (158)
OuchCharlie 0
Lmao. Totally deserve it.
kennakatherine 0
You shouldn't be driving if you're that easily distracted.
DakotaCat 4
Derp! Derez a pair of diez on mah mirror! Derp let me count dah dotz whilez i am on a mountaners path in Colorado. Im sher nuttin' culd go wroHOLY SHIT!
abbykathryn 0
lmfaoo, everyone chill. its pretty funny(:
bigantennaemay 3
haha yes, and it was a good laugh!
jobart_fml 5
LSD much?
ulicksam 0
No #45, it's not funny. This dick shouldn't be driving if they're so easily distracted. Let him/her put someone in your family in the hospital then tell us how funny it is. You're just as stupid as OP.
Doortje 30
One day, while driving, I was pretending to be in My Little Pony Land. The sun was shining, the flowers were singi-- oh no, wait. You don't pretend to be somewhere else when you're behind the wheel you ******* moron. You could've killed someone with your stupid daydreaming. Now get in your UFO and crash it into Uranus or something, you airhead.
Superpeeps 0
They have really good hospitals for people like you!
Shinygirlnz 1
People like you make me furious. 'Oh, is it really a big deal that I'm driving around distracted enough to get myself into an accident?' Not only do you cause stupid damage and injuries - BUT YOU COULD HAVE KILLED SOMEONE. Then you hop on FML like 'isn't it funny'? Actually, not funny. Just stupid and irresponsible. I hope the next accident keeps you from driving again.
EvanM2894 1
^ This = Good post.
ashleyfansler 4
lol that is really funny.. but sorry that u got in the wreck. and ya honestly that IS why they made hospitals for people like u :)