Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML
Whoops
Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML
I'm a klutz
Today, I saw a woman struggling to hold the elevator. Trying to be helpful, I jumped forward and pressed the “close doors” button, thinking it was “open doors.” The doors shut right in her face. I had to awkwardly ride up ten floors in silence with three witnesses. FML
Thanks, I guess
Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML
Today, I was in an elevator with my family and a family I didn't know. I was about to press the number when somebody came up behind me. I thought it was my brother trying to press the number first, so I aggressivly pushed him out of the way. Turns out it was the other family's ten year old son. FML
You ANIMAL
Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML
HELP!
Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I'm claustrophobic and I freaked out and started shouting for help. A 6 year-old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML
Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
HeEeEeeEeeEeeeelp
Today, I got stuck in a small elevator. It started to violently judder up and down after I pressed the 'Help' buzzer. The man on the intercom wouldn't stop laughing at how my voice was jumpy from the juddering movements before he called for help. FML
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jgrl180 0
that's pretty much rude whether or not the person's retarded.
aicky 0
OOPS!
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anjyu22 0
Hahahaha this is awesome because it wasn't me.
Emperor_Jim 0
TIIIMMAAAY!!!!
tash14 1
I hope you learned something from this situation. Too many people use the word "retarded" like it's no big deal. It's offensive.
korpik_fml 0
**** that, people can say anything they want, and if people get offended by it, them **** them too. It is NOT a big deal. Freedom of speech > political correctness.
nonynony 0
Idiotic people in this country seem really confused by the concept of "free speech." "Freedom of speech" means freedom to speak an opposing viewpoint without fear of being executed by the government, etc. It does NOT mean the freedom to say whatever you wish with absolutely no moral or social consequences. Yes, you may speak your mind, but other people still have the freedom to think you're a horrible person. Get a clue. I'm so tired of people saying "free speech!" as if it's some kind of pass to be a total dick and no one can call you out on it.
korpik_fml 0
I summed up my views really quickly because I didn't want to spend a long time commenting...let me reiterate. What I meant is people shouldn't be too sensitive about subjects like this. I use the words "fag" and "retard" all the time, among others (I also have autistic friends and I'm a strong supporter of gay rights). I'm a bit sorry if that offends people, but not enough to make me regret saying it. I don't think it's a big deal because it is a WORD. I really don't get offended easily, I get insulted both seriously and jokingly on a daily basis; I rarely ever get offended. People in today's society commonly uses words like "retard," but they're not meaning offense towards mentally handicapped people, it's just become synonymous with "stupid." I don't blame individuals for using the word, and frankly, I think people who get really truly offended by it are overreacting. I'm also aware of what freedom of speech means, and I know what I say has consequences; thanks for the vocabulary lesson. I'm the kind of person who really doesn't take things like this that seriously, and if that makes some horrible person, whatever. Some people on the Internet now think I'm a stupid dick, how will I sleep at night? I guess I'll try closing my eyes and see how that works.
kdb268 1
#57, The whole "it's just a word" thing is BS. We all know that words can hurt if they're the right ones, so leave it. That said, I don't really use the word "retarded" that much, but I do call stuff "gay," but only around people I know and only if I know they won't be offended. I know I don't mean it as an insult to gay people, but I recognize that people might disagree with me, and I try to respect that as I have no interest in going around hurting people's feelings, however unintentional it might be on my part. You say people shouldn't be too offended by stuff like this, but the people who are being made fun of certainly do. My issue with the OP is not that he called the guy "retarded," although that was mean (see above re: not using possibly offensive words around strangers), but that he was rude for absolutely no reason and yelled at a complete stranger for trying to catch an elevator! WTF? Who does that? But again, about the words thing, words can be painful and we shouldn't have to unnecessarily censor ourselves, but it wouldn't hurt us to be sensitive to the feelings of others from time to time. That's not about being PC; it's about being a freaking human being.
null_fml 11
#58, you fail so hard. > "You have the right to be an asshole just like I have the right to think you're stupid." Way to COMPLETELY agree with the person with whom you were arguing. If you'll kindly learn to read, you'll notice that korpik never implied a lack of consequence, so.. you really just proved his point. #67, I'll reply to you more kindly since you're actually using things like a brain, and reason. But I still disagree. A word itself should never offend someone; only the spirit in which it was used. No one in their right mind would be offended by a doctor using the term "mentally challenged" to matter-of-factly describe someone's mental status, but would someone equally be unoffended by a schoolyard bully using the term "mentally challenged" to berate and make fun of other children? What if those children were actually retarded? Still no offense? The rate of how fast and widely the terms for a "retarded" person are changing and being used make it a difficult example, but it is a situation analogous to some more clear-cut examples: - Using "Welfare" to describe the actual system is inoffensive, but it can also be used in a derogatory way to describe something cheap, poorly made, or thrown together/hastily built. - The term "nerd" can be used in either a very positive or a very negative way easily.
meso222 8
Given that in the context OP have given i don't believe that he like most people, knew that an elevator reopens if the bar inside of the door is triggered. So i cant hold yelling at someone sticking their hand in their against him. But as someone with a handicapped brother, we both know that words like that should not be used alot given that people do get iffended but to everyone that is puttin him down, Context people.
FOOFIGHTERSrock 0
i was thinking the same thing lol :D
schwinn11 0
In today's world you need to be politically correct! When someone does something retarded, you yell "hey you mentally challenged dick head, what the **** are you doing".
null_fml 11
^ This comment totally wins the race.
Lisa89 3
don't use retarded in an offensive mannor..
mps1969 8
I hate rude people who do stupid things then insist on slowing you down so they can get in your way and yes it's not PC but he was a retard at least you did'nt call him gay .
bagelgirll 0
even if it wasn't a retard, you still should'nt have said that YDI
AcesAndEights 0
Haha
giosthename 0
I had to click both.