Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML
Whoops
Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML
I'm a klutz
Today, I saw a woman struggling to hold the elevator. Trying to be helpful, I jumped forward and pressed the “close doors” button, thinking it was “open doors.” The doors shut right in her face. I had to awkwardly ride up ten floors in silence with three witnesses. FML
Thanks, I guess
Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML
Today, I was in an elevator with my family and a family I didn't know. I was about to press the number when somebody came up behind me. I thought it was my brother trying to press the number first, so I aggressivly pushed him out of the way. Turns out it was the other family's ten year old son. FML
You ANIMAL
Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML
HELP!
Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I'm claustrophobic and I freaked out and started shouting for help. A 6 year-old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML
Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
HeEeEeeEeeEeeeelp
Today, I got stuck in a small elevator. It started to violently judder up and down after I pressed the 'Help' buzzer. The man on the intercom wouldn't stop laughing at how my voice was jumpy from the juddering movements before he called for help. FML
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jgrl180 0
that's pretty much rude whether or not the person's retarded.
aicky 0
OOPS!
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hedgehogs 0
Yeah, you said what I was going to say: the parents should have prevented this.
originalusername_fml 0
did NOBODY notice that this happened 'JUST AS THE DOORS WERE CLOSING'? which means that you should have SEEN the child and his parents before they started closing, unless of course the parents are crazy and tried to rush into the elevator. they couldn't possibly have just suddenly appeared there without you noticing. :l
humorizer 14
See, I have to disagree with you. If you truly play out the scenario, you'd know that the guy shouldn't have seen it. In a real situation like that, here's what I'd do: Enter the elevator. Turn around to my left, and press the button. And after pressing it, I *might* look at the door as it's closing, and that's when I'd see a random hand pop in. I don't think anyone suddenly jumps to the middle and stares at the hole in between the doors after hitting the button. I mean, at least I don't.
AxCxDxDx 0
awesome
mj2123 0
This is one of the few times I truly believe you deserve it. Seriously, don't be a douche. Someone else's disability is not an insult. I hope you learned something from this.
nm22395 0
good call
squeakybaby1309 0
that mustve been one awkward elevator ride..
higurashil0v3 0
i would have TOTALLY punched you if i was one of the parents -_-
dewaltdave 0
yeah, me too. I spent the summer working with people with cognitive delays, and I think that anyone who uses that term is an asshole.
nattyice 0
Yes, resorting to violence is always the best way to resolve a conflict...retard.
null_fml 11
I am hurt and deeply offended by your derogatory use of the word "asshole", #64. The asshole is a very important part of the human body which provides a vital service, but has to put up with constant verbal (and sometimes physical) abuse, and live with a terrible social stigma. Did you know that in many societies, it is frowned upon (if not completely illegal) for one to be seen uncovered in public? People like you are to blame for your errant and uncaring use of hurtful terms and contributing to the devaluing of the social status of the asshole.
paigexox0 37
Really, the parents should have stopped him from doing that though
BananEnigma 24
And you would have TOTALLY been charged with assault. You simply DON'T PUNCH PEOPLE, whether they insulted you or not... And especially not around a mentally handicapped child, who could be incredibly impressionable.
BananEnigma 24
(To #174): I agree, but maybe he was a large/older child, and because of his handicap has problems listening or following instructions, and they are unable to physically restrain him from doing things like this. I mean, they still should have tried, but sometimes there's only so much you can do.
autismcure 0
u totally deserved that! dont say that word. its such a derogatory term. I HATE people who say that word in the absolutely wrong way!!! he was just trying to get on the elevator did u really have to yell at him? is getting on the elevator such a crime? golly man watch what u frickin say. makes me pissed
BananEnigma 24
You honestly HATE people who say things like this? Who voice their perfectly valid opinion? Who use a word that, for the most part, is accurate in describing the disability (although derogatory in nature NOW)? Grow up. Hate is too strong an emotion to throw around at strangers on the Internet.
uallsuckatlife16 0
the retarded kid doesnt know what retarded means so there is nothing wrong with this
flaxyfille 0
Very often retarded people are aware of what you mean when you refer to them as retarded and find it very offensive and/or hurtful when you refer to them as such. Retarded does not mean devoid of emotion or completely oblivious to the world.
trinithis 2
That's because retarded means: re⋅tard⋅ed /rɪˈtɑrdɪd/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [ri-tahr-did] Show IPA Use retarded in a Sentence See web results for retarded See images of retarded –adjective 1. characterized by retardation: a retarded child. –noun 2. (used with a plural verb) mentally retarded persons collectively (usually prec. by the): new schools for the retarded.
penisface69 17
you should never use the word retarded in a derogatory way. its not something any mentally handicapped person can control. its a terrible word to use in that way.