Love, Embarrassing, Acne and Skincare: Anxiety zits - FML

Anxiety zits

By Anonymous - 29/07/2022 16:00 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I have a second date with someone I like. Usually, I have a minor acne problem, but this week I've had four of them. FML

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Saturday 30 July 2022 5:04

Sounds like a... ...wait on it... ...zitty zituation.

slhiggx 17

Saturday 30 July 2022 13:15

Get pimple patches. They work. Within a day or two of wearing it they go away.

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RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 30 July 2022 5:04

Sounds like a... ...wait on it... ...zitty zituation.

slhiggx 17

Saturday 30 July 2022 13:15

Get pimple patches. They work. Within a day or two of wearing it they go away.

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