Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML
Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML
Today, I saw a woman struggling to hold the elevator. Trying to be helpful, I jumped forward and pressed the “close doors” button, thinking it was “open doors.” The doors shut right in her face. I had to awkwardly ride up ten floors in silence with three witnesses. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML
Today, I was in an elevator with my family and a family I didn't know. I was about to press the number when somebody came up behind me. I thought it was my brother trying to press the number first, so I aggressivly pushed him out of the way. Turns out it was the other family's ten year old son. FML
Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I'm claustrophobic and I freaked out and started shouting for help. A 6 year-old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML
Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I got stuck in a small elevator. It started to violently judder up and down after I pressed the 'Help' buzzer. The man on the intercom wouldn't stop laughing at how my voice was jumpy from the juddering movements before he called for help. FML
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jgrl180 0
that's pretty much rude whether or not the person's retarded.
aicky 0
OOPS!
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Comments (166)
teanque 0
thats what u get for using a word that makes fun of handicapable people
jessxoxo28 5
i hate pple who say retard. think be4 u speak from now on
sprog 0
Think before you write like a retard.
fxdxhk90 0
You are an idiot. is that better?
Alukard81X 6
Yes because your clearly so much more mature.
MrMeganFox 0
im sry but LMAO...
kymip 0
OMG, I was laughing so much at this I was in TEARS! But at the same time not a cool situation at all.
soulsfirefly 8
If you get embarrassed using a word in front of certain people, chances are it is not a word you should use at all. Learn.
great_dane 0
YDI for being grammatically incorrect!
esmit31 1
capslockisgood 19
What are you retarded?
TheLoneWolf87 4
Irrrrooneeeeee
Fou_fml 0
Nice spelling.
alexandraa_fml 0
Brave to call someone's hand a retard and not know who's on the other end.. coulda' been Jim Carrey. The claw!!!!!
LemonadePink 0
Hahahahaha shit man. You're just lucky it wasn't some huge bodybuilder guy, he could have beaten your ass! This is just awesome. His parents should have kept him back from not pounding on the door so...yeah. It was just a natural response on your part, next time keep it from coming out of your mouth.
razz122 5
Elevator doors automatically open back up if something touch's it. Dumbasses.
mps1969 8
No I believe they open when some retard sticks their hand and breaks the beams between the doors it's made to protect them people from themselves . That's the problem though we protect them instead letting stupid people get killed and then they can go off and breed.
CallMeHush 1
^^^^^Yep
ForestFire0 1
Hey, you're a pretty good guesser!