By OhGeez - 08/06/2009 19:41 - Canada

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Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML
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4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20

wow, that sucks. At least you didn't call out someone's name like your mom's, dog's, sister's etc...

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FrootLoops_ 0

that must have been awkward afterwards :)

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Rastaa_fml 0

LMFAOOOO ! don't think anyones gonna forget that for the rest of your school days/years whatever i feel for you ahaha

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Swagga_man_386 0

That sucks, you lost your virginity in front of your whole school......i'm just kidding

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Swagga_man_386 0

That sucks, you lost your virginity in front of the whole school! im just kidding

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jerseygirl312 0

at least you didnt put your hand down there and pretend you were masterbating. that woulda been an FML lol

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lyndis_fml 0

Today, I was part of a variety show. I played a supporting role; that is, my job was to keep the performers from falling through me. Suddenly, a guy proceeded to dry hump me. I'm a guy floor, I like girls. FML

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PennyForAThought 0

Never going to live it down, dude. YDI for being such a horny git. Besides, like a couple of others have said, hypnosis is just the power of suggestion You either should cut down on sex all together or, on the other hand, dude, you need to get laid.

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s0n0fjay 0

lol @ 129. OP: could have been worse... but that's pretty damn bad lol.

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