Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
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Top comments
warsun 27
F your grandma's life actually
junkman6 22
There's drunk and then there's that. Maybe you shouldn't drink for a while?
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Comments (85)
Mama4ddk 15
You totally deserve it! What kind of moron send nude pictures to an ex?!?!
sprinkle90 11
I've heard of doing stupid things while drunk but this takes the cake lol maybe you should have been a lil bit more drunk so u didn't remember it and hoped it was a bad dream??
otumboo 10
sounds like you need the drunk app. installed on your phone
captainsmegma 12
Guess what granny will 'be passing around bingo Sunday night.
ea247 20
Maybe this is a sign that drinking isn't for you
THEEEEO 3
Nothing she hasn't seen before
lina21 12
Apparently you're a shitty drunk OP. We all have our fun and embarrassing moments, but with ones like that, time to scale back
Sakuraashita 15
If it's of any consolation, OP, not all grandmas know how to see texts. She might never actually see it.
mister_icicle 17
Install a Breathalyzer on your phone, that should keep you safe in the future!
Saraishi 25
Was it 2am? Nothing good happens after 2am.