Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
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Top comments
warsun 27
F your grandma's life actually
junkman6 22
There's drunk and then there's that. Maybe you shouldn't drink for a while?
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Comments (85)
MNV_ 12
This is also an fml for you grandma and (ex) girlfriend :(
ThepurpleCow 19
My lord. I'm a stupid drunk. But I'm not that stupid
johbstonjacob 8
you are stupid
sailorarctic 22
alcohol and cell phones don't mix m'kay.
ifoundalaska 11
I'm just hoping she didn't have a heart attack!
SillyBeanie 8
Never bring your phone with you drinking it always turns bad, If you have a cool grandma she'll just brush it off, or one that doesn't know what's going on she'll ignore it for your girlfriend though maybe you should try to explain how piss drunk you were...but with how you acted don't expect her to take you back at all -YDI (if she does keep her forever)
gracehi 33
What if you need a cab ride home?
Yummiez 14
Well now we know you don't drink
TPH1979 18
anymore.
Hossbossa 1
You must've gave her a heart attack. I can just imagine the autopsy. "This woman died by seeing d**k pics of her son"
JBChristian 47
Grandson.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Awkward, but you probably have nothing she hasn't seen on someone else before.
Arwen_Evenstar 37
Quite possibly on him, a long time ago.
fantasyworld 39
Stay away from technology when drunk.