Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
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Top comments
warsun 27
F your grandma's life actually
junkman6 22
There's drunk and then there's that. Maybe you shouldn't drink for a while?
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Comments (85)
Axel5238 29
If your getting that drunk and that's the stuff you tend to do you more than likely have a problem. She dogged a bullet and trying to send nudes while drunk is always a bad idea especially if it's someone you just broke up with. I'm sure the nude pictures would've made her feel better after having just dumped her and take you back.
bdobbs1 12
Be an interesting face to face . Haha
chemistryLab 7
Hahaha! Awkward.
vikky538 29
you totally deserve it...
TrustStolen 16
Oh snap
annarcheer 19
poor grandma..
Ilikepie82479 20
This should be enough reason to not drink
moonbootz 7
dude,i think u won Worst Grandson of the week award. pull urself together man.
worldclassrager 41
Lay off the alcohol or take less shots no question YDI
anderson99 4
Whoa that's gonna be quite the topic at the next family gathering