Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
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Top comments
warsun 27
F your grandma's life actually
junkman6 22
There's drunk and then there's that. Maybe you shouldn't drink for a while?
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Comments (85)
Saraishi 25
*it double-posted it.
noah1229 2
Dude that sucks?
CharismaGeek 19
Here's some advice: NEVER FREAKING DRINK AGAIN!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Yeah...I hope you aren't looking for sympathy because you don't deserve it. You do, however, deserve to not have a girlfriend and to be shamed.
dDailydDosage 8
Why would you break up with your girl then send nude pics to her? And how can you confuse "Grandma" with your girlfriend's name? This just totally confused me
sugarmonster42 7
You should probably not be around alcohol.
TPrice21 2
GILF
nightfall8705 33
What the **** were you drinking?!