Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML
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Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML
Today, I thought I had the house all to myself for the weekend, but my annoying in-laws showed up unannounced and ruined my sleep-all-day plans by asking me to help clean out their RV. FML
Today, my roommates had a party while I stayed in my room, and that was fine by me. What was not fine was when a stranger broke into my room, asked to lay next to me, and then just went ahead and did it. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML
Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML
Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
Today, my partner got mad at me for forgetting to turn off the bedroom light when coming back from brushing my teeth, and has chosen to sleep in our spare bedroom over it. FML
Today, I learned that one should not sleep with their roommate's friends, especially the ones that never go home. I spent the whole weekend in my room just to avoid the awkwardness. FML
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randomname98 22
Aren't you supposed to share a bed with him? I thought that was one of the reasons to get married.
lulinator 40
Why is it totally on the husband? Maybe she's the one with issues.
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Comments (136)
abNormal62 23
I assume there is a snoring and/or bed wetting idsie
SoCi0pAtH 2
quit being a coward and divorce him.
Tonisha1989 11
For what? Obviously you've jumped to conclusions about what's wrong.
foxy_grampa 19
This is one of those FML's that needs a follow up. Everyone is assuming that their marriage sucks, but what if he snores, or she rolls around a lot in her sleep? Maybe they just don't like sharing a bed because one of them has restless leg syndrome or something along those lines. They could have a perfectly healthy marriage, but don't share a bed for something that isn't really a big deal. It could be because they have problems, or it could be a complete non issue so we shouldn't just jump to conclusions and say they should just divorce without knowing the situation at all
david99021 15
#gottasleepwiththepigtonight #lifeisrough #marriedstatus
vlalam 24
am I missing something here??? why would I ever get married to sleep in the next room or on a couch.. i don't understand ppl sometimes
Sheh_fml 25
Because some people are a pain to sleep next to, and a crappy night sleep (or weeks of crappy sleep) is really exhausting and will most likely take a toll on your relationship. Some people really can't function well after just a single crappy night's sleep and will be snappy and bitchy all day, so using separate beds might be the healthiest thing for the relationship and both partners.
marcranger 29
People get married for reasons besides being physically close to each other at night...or so I hope.
ChristinePi 36
You guys don't know what's going on in their life. Maybe they're on completely opposite sleeping schedules and one of them is a light sleeper. Either way OP hope everything is alright on there.
speakfreely 21
I'm confused, don't you normal share a bed with your husband?
dawgsrb33 4
funny how everyone assumes you have marriage problems just cause you don't sleep in the same bed , it's more common then people may think for couples to have seperate beds or even rooms sleep is important , that being said if it is marriage problems then probably time to work on things or call it quits !
Mintaka_fml 11
My wife and I also rarely sleep in the same bed. Both of us were single for a long time before we married and despite many years of being happily married, we do sleep better in our own beds. I feel for you OP.
lulinator 40
But would you be disappointed if you *had* to share a bed with her?
Mintaka_fml 11
I can remember once yes when I knew I needed a good night's sleep the next day.
Tonisha1989 11
Well would you be happy if you weren't going to get sleep?
Phylo_fml 17
let's be positive here. Maybe it's just snoring?