Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML
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Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML
Today, I thought I had the house all to myself for the weekend, but my annoying in-laws showed up unannounced and ruined my sleep-all-day plans by asking me to help clean out their RV. FML
Today, my roommates had a party while I stayed in my room, and that was fine by me. What was not fine was when a stranger broke into my room, asked to lay next to me, and then just went ahead and did it. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML
Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML
Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
Today, my partner got mad at me for forgetting to turn off the bedroom light when coming back from brushing my teeth, and has chosen to sleep in our spare bedroom over it. FML
Today, I learned that one should not sleep with their roommate's friends, especially the ones that never go home. I spent the whole weekend in my room just to avoid the awkwardness. FML
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randomname98 22
Aren't you supposed to share a bed with him? I thought that was one of the reasons to get married.
lulinator 40
Why is it totally on the husband? Maybe she's the one with issues.
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Comments (136)
grumblebum 16
I'd be laughing at this if I wasn't in the same boat. Husband has been sick so I've been sleeping in the lounge room, enjoying sleeping alone except tonight son has a guest over. I have to sleep in the diseased room. FML
Anonymous_the1st 8
If you give a **** that your spouse snores too much, you shouldn't be together. In sickness and in health, you'd be together. You took a vow. Now I'd understand if he did something wrong that you'd be a bit mad at him, but he's your husband. Be glad you are in a free country, if you pulled this shit in some middle eastern countries, YOU'D get your head cut off.
Tonisha1989 11
I guess you guys don't remember the show Lucy. Married people didn't always sleep in the same bed. You actually get a better nights sleep when you sleep alone according to studies. Don't be so quick to judge a marriage based on one small part of it. Sharing a bed isn't what started their relationship.
XloserX_dbhp 11
If you can't stand to sleep in the same bed then why are you even married. All these people talk about snoring but most people know their mate snores before marriage so how can you not be used to it and be able to sleep thru it?
munchly 17
I'm going through the same thing, sometimes it's a rough patch and sometimes it's time to call it quits... We're still in the decision mode! Hope you guys figure it out... This phase is not fun -.-
ur_grace 9
I know of a few couples that don't sleep together. I've been married 18 yrs and we go through times we enjoy our own rooms. Not even fighting, just space to watch a movie, read as late as you want, insomnia, I like the room cold he doesn't. I just mean I get it and it's not necessarily a troubled marriage.
alexwasheer 4
But married couples sleep together.....
famoose 7
That's.... sad...
its_me_kyla 10
what the hell is your problem? you should love your husband.
Cavsfodawin 21
YDI on this. If you are in a love less marriage it is probably your fault