By Bobby M - 16/05/2011 16:33 - Ireland

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
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Michaelgee 2

I guess you can you say your fashion sense is certainly "cutting edge" Sincerely, Your useless superhero Bad Pun Man.

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hannah1203 2

Rabbi's don't get paid to do circumcisions, but they do keep the tips...

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Krista835 5

Wow, sounds painful... You have to be more careful with your junk!! Haha

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ADub55 0

at least it was free

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IscoreOnU 19

But your not circumcised? That sucks the zipper did you A favor

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Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0

maybe he liked it that way

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Shadow4i5 3

pretty gross that he wasn't no ****

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hydef14 2

I like mine uncut and so do the ladies

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dparham1239 0

I feel ur pain but I wouldn't wanna be you

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bennyboy111 7

damn that sucks gotta b more careful man I've not even come close to doing that fyl

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perdix 29

Oi vay is mir! I hope you had a nice reception afterwards with coffee and bobka. Make sure you keep what you cut off -- you can make a wallet that, when you rub it, becomes a suitcase! Keyn eyn hora!

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notsoluckypup 12

Circumcised or not maybe his thing was too big and it got caught and...yeah. Good luck with that OP

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toyotita4 3

that's what you get for going commando....

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