Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
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Today, I received a call from the police about a car accident that I was a witness to. As the only witness who stopped to help, I was remembered by the other cars involved. They're blaming me for the accident. The cops want to talk. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I got a call from the police informing me that my car was involved in an accident outside my house. At least I can prove I was in another continent when it happened. FML
Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML
Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML
Today, I was on my way to college when I got in a car wreck with none other than my professor. My car was totaled and couldn't drive, but his could so I missed class, but he still made it. The end result? He marked me as an "unexcused absence" and gave me a zero. The accident was his fault. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
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TheDaveCA 1
This is why courts exist... In court something called "proof" is required. Assuming you're not lying, get a lawyer and start getting witness statements together ASAP.
Luckster 0
Fight it! That's total bullshit!!
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Comments (70)
BonniePrince 2
I dont believe this FML because cops wouldnt charge you when you have an obvious alibi.
KekPafrany 0
It is depend on which country... For example here in Hungary can happan similar thing :(
mmaire 0
@ 71 but this FML is CLEARLY in the US, and here the laws don't work like that.
mmaire 0
* @46, oops.
Nyx7 24
It often doesn't matter if its logical when it comes to police. Domestic violence, the woman beats the everliving hell out of her girlfriend, and the boyfriend gets arrested. Murderer getting a 10 year charge as someone with weed gets 20. A cop shooting people because of their race, or shooting a dog because of its breed and they get of with a slap on the wrist. The system is flawed
angry_girl 0
maybe it was your evil twin...
shalizzz 0
The fact that the police made an accusation does NOT mean it was your fault. It just means you will have to go to Court and prove you have an alibi (or, since you live in the US, I think it's possible for you to prove the DA that you have an alibi and he/she should drop the charges). Don't worry OP, it will all work out.
SUSAltd 0
I think your being at school counts as an alibi.
fylseriously 0
snickerdoodles you are really annoying throughout this whole fml site. no one cares about your bs story. if u wanted to share write your own fml
perfectwinds 0
That would be a personal opinion that I'm strongly disagreeing with. Her story was completely related to the original FML and therefor was relevant for the comment. She may have tried said FML before and gotten nowhere like so many do or she doesn't feel the need to post an FML for something that wasn't so recent since all FMLs need to start with "today." Either way, your outburst at her obviously shows that she's getting to you and you need to step back from the computer and take a breather because nobody online should be upsetting you that much that you stalk them from FML to FML. It's doubtful that I'll even remember your username after this or that anyone else will, either. Is that why you're so upset? She's a big name on here and you most likely never will be. Any way you put it, there are responses to her comment that obviously struck some kind of interest and you, my dear, have only proven your ignorance and loathing to people you've never met. Congratulations.
Maddoctor 10
Snickerdoodles isn't so much a big name as she's just a grammar nazi. If you want big names, go with mercyFML or Pendatic or blastvortex. Hell, even that guy with his abs as his picture is bigger than Snickerdoodles.
csf1998 0
did she... it was too long so i didnt read it
Tinkerbele 1
the story is a bullcrap by law u cNt get charged maybe when u were making the story up u were in lala land and though there's no laws lol
MissSparkie 0
I agree with #5, and that's as far as i read lol.
odium2639 0
i dont belive it too, you have proof that you werent there you were at school.
lonely_heart_89 6
to shaister, what, may i ask, are blaliens?
Ejigantor 0
Sorry, but I call fake. That, or there's some serious editing going on, like "because there isn't currently a suspect my insurance is saying it's my fault and refusing to pay for the vehicle repairs" And you obviously weren't, like, jailed or anything, seeing as how you were able to post to the site.
princessjess420 0
they don't usually jail you on suspicion of hit and run, unless you pulled a lizzie grubman and mowed down 15 ppl at a nightclub in the hamptons... esp if nobody was hurt. since the OP is a minor - i think- the cops don't think they know their rights. i have had many run-ins with the police in my day, and they think that telling u that ur goin to jail if you don't tell them what they want to hear is gonna scare you and make u spill the beans. just say the magic words 'I WANT AN ATTORNEY' even if you did nothing. it's funny how it pisses them off cause they have to quit talking to you at that point