Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
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Today, I received a call from the police about a car accident that I was a witness to. As the only witness who stopped to help, I was remembered by the other cars involved. They're blaming me for the accident. The cops want to talk. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I got a call from the police informing me that my car was involved in an accident outside my house. At least I can prove I was in another continent when it happened. FML
Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML
Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML
Today, I was on my way to college when I got in a car wreck with none other than my professor. My car was totaled and couldn't drive, but his could so I missed class, but he still made it. The end result? He marked me as an "unexcused absence" and gave me a zero. The accident was his fault. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
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Top comments
TheDaveCA 1
This is why courts exist... In court something called "proof" is required. Assuming you're not lying, get a lawyer and start getting witness statements together ASAP.
Luckster 0
Fight it! That's total bullshit!!
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Comments (70)
aims14 0
alibi testimonial?
iwouldliketocomm 0
sue them idiot... you'll win in five minutes if your not brain dead
PaulAlcohol 0
It really cannot be your fault since your car was parked. Seriously, you are dumb if you pay any fines.
Renae123 0
Thats messed up! Take Them to court!
marinewife6609 6
This can happen. And it happened to me. Even saying who drove my car the people wouldn't fess up due to them having stuff on their record and didn't want more i suppose so I got stuck w the charges on my record as well as high insurance rates. So yes this story can be true. Sorry OP for this happening maybe you'll have a better lawyer than I did :(
doglover100 29
They don't have a case, there is no proof.
Nyx7 24
They have no grounds whatsoever if you were in class, so unless there's more to this, take it to court
fantasyworld 39
They don't have a case, it will probably be thrown out of court.
lucasjames22 8
it really doesn't work that way.
peterblack67 9
Obviously if you can prove you were at school then its not a problem.