Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
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Today, I received a call from the police about a car accident that I was a witness to. As the only witness who stopped to help, I was remembered by the other cars involved. They're blaming me for the accident. The cops want to talk. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I got a call from the police informing me that my car was involved in an accident outside my house. At least I can prove I was in another continent when it happened. FML
Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML
Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML
Today, I was on my way to college when I got in a car wreck with none other than my professor. My car was totaled and couldn't drive, but his could so I missed class, but he still made it. The end result? He marked me as an "unexcused absence" and gave me a zero. The accident was his fault. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
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TheDaveCA 1
This is why courts exist... In court something called "proof" is required. Assuming you're not lying, get a lawyer and start getting witness statements together ASAP.
Luckster 0
Fight it! That's total bullshit!!
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Comments (70)
nickiloo22 0
This is either fake, or OP isn't telling the whole story... i'm in law and this would never happen.
GriefBacon 0
Well since all of your teachers knew you were in class and when, you have nothing to worry about. Sucks about your car, though.
avoidthegirl 6
I don't know why people are saying this is fake; it's most definitely believable. My junior (or senior; I can't remember really) year of high school there was some douchebag breaking into a bunch of peoples' cars in the parking lots and one of my friends actually had her car stolen. She reported it stolen and a week went by with no sign of it. One of her friends was driving her somewhere and they spotted her car - a few freaking blocks from the police station. She had her keys so she got in and was driving to the police station to let them know she found her car when a cop pulled her over and arrested her for driving a stolen car. It took a good half hour of screaming and crying to get the idiot cop to realize that it was, in fact, her car. /Cool story bro
BukuElf 0
fake....
pantlessben 0
Your life isn't f'd because of the hit-and-run... your life is f'd because you're a moron with no common sense.
buttshapedfruit 0
wow stupid cops!
DADDYO81 0
ya that sucks
510lobita510 0
they can't do that
hedgehogs 0
Please, please fight this. It's wrong, and it could really haunt you. If you're a student, you probably qualify for your county's Legal Aid services.
CLICKHEREx 0
1.) Fingerprints; steering wheel, & door handles. 2.) Alibi. 3.) Plead not guilty; appeal to a higher court if necessary.