Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a call from the police about a car accident that I was a witness to. As the only witness who stopped to help, I was remembered by the other cars involved. They're blaming me for the accident. The cops want to talk. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I got a call from the police informing me that my car was involved in an accident outside my house. At least I can prove I was in another continent when it happened. FML
Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML
Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML
Today, I was on my way to college when I got in a car wreck with none other than my professor. My car was totaled and couldn't drive, but his could so I missed class, but he still made it. The end result? He marked me as an "unexcused absence" and gave me a zero. The accident was his fault. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
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TheDaveCA 1
This is why courts exist... In court something called "proof" is required. Assuming you're not lying, get a lawyer and start getting witness statements together ASAP.
Luckster 0
Fight it! That's total bullshit!!
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Comments (70)
Jordan_Stub 0
i refuse to believe this. you are lying, 100%. no self-respecting cop would charge you without evidence to backup their accusations. They would have to let the case go cold if there was no one else. better luck lying to us next time. asshole.
neko_ceko 3
Since when?
meploLol 0
they may have ment for damages, I have a friend who was in this situation and her insurance had to cover damages
Nyx7 24
In case you haven't noticed, self respect (as well as respect to anyone) means nothing to alot of cops these days
Kockdiesel 0
this is fake, as a former sheriffs deputy, I know they can't charge the OP
yessirfosho 0
Fake. it wouldnt be the OP's fault if they didn't find someone.
Kockdiesel 0
shut up Ginger bitch! nothing like this ever happened to you.
retardslayer 0
this is so fake whoever posted this has no idea about law
WONDERWB 2
Doesn't work like that in any state.
unpossible 26
OP, have you ever read Christine or seen the movie? You should probably talk really sweetly to your car from now on, you might also want to get it counseling for it's anger issues before some major shit goes down.
unpossible 26
It's time to grammar nazi myself. Sorry for the run-on sentence. Also, there should be no apostrophe in "its anger issues". I really, shouldn't read FMLs before lunch: I don't even start making sense until 2pm. The proof is in the proofreading, or lack thereof.
sreczek 0
ydi for making up a crap fml
blastvortex 4
Haha. Yeah, right. I don't believe that for a second. Either they have reason to still suspect you or you're not telling us the real story. Either way, you're full of bull.
Stalker191 0
I call shinanagins!