Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on my date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. FML
Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
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Top comments
Entheatus 13
Yeah...I wouldn't date that best friend. Seems a bit unstable.
I_Deserved_It 10
Friend zone can be a bitch, huh?
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Comments (265)
BullletProof 5
That was weird and scary jelous of him but you shouldnt put people in the friendzone like that
Sillabub 15
Seconded, 264. You can't force love or sexual attraction. It's not fair for someone to walk up to their friend and say, "I've known you for years. HAVE SEX WITH ME." That's not the way a relationship works, 261.
_overandout_ 10
Ooh, friendzone gone bad.
fufik 3
you are bitch. you friendzoned a guy, which would be OK if was a crap boy, but if you are best friends with him - means he appeals to you. real girls don't do that. you are shame for our female race. either let him go or date him. befriend only with those who only wants friendship from you. otherwise you are emotionalless bitch
tinggo 5
He should get over it
cheesebond 29
You know he likes am you and still friend one him? That's phucked!
aaronsayshi 21
Maybe if you hadn't put the kid in the friend zone and put him off to the side it wouldn't have happened
penguin_bitchez 15
That's unnecessary
truqbic 13
That's kinda sweet in a violent psychopathic kinda way
Redmai 22
Thats one way to get the girl
StormFlake 8
That's what u get for friend zoning a nigga