Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
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Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on my date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. FML
Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
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Entheatus 13
Yeah...I wouldn't date that best friend. Seems a bit unstable.
I_Deserved_It 10
Friend zone can be a bitch, huh?
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Comments (265)
lonidani9229 3
omg that suuuccccckkkkks 4 u.
StamasaurxD 0
AWWW THAT IS JUST SOO ROMANTIC! depends if you suddenly like him back; unless you don't, there goes a good friendship :( been there
hellokeroppi 5
*jaw drops*
angelicdemon101 0
you should have sseen it coming..... idiot...
BeachPanda 0
thats not a good way to tell some1 u like em :D. plus imagine if you two went out, what hed do if you talled to any giy o.o
immaprincessmadd 0
wow, well that's a turn off
mello_chase 10
If he liked it he should have put a ring on it. Apologize to your crush and talk about it with your friend. Or don't talk about it with him, if you think he will be aggressive again. And I feel sorry for you. I hope everthing will be ok.
__FML_FML_FML__ 0
Aww. <3
lhgurlz 5
ur friend?? wow I feel sorry for ur date!!!!
kemando 22
Yeah! I hope you feel bad about being insensitive to your friends feelings for you.