Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on my date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. FML
Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
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Entheatus 13
Yeah...I wouldn't date that best friend. Seems a bit unstable.
I_Deserved_It 10
Friend zone can be a bitch, huh?
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Comments (265)
Hanketsu7787 0
damn there are better ways to go about that. Your life sucks.
Mirm83 0
If your best friend has liked you for a long time, and is that possessive of you, then you are not his best friend. He is showing his romantic feelings for you the best way you'll let him. But those feelings aren't related to friendship as much as something more. I don't know if I explained that very well, but it's almost mean to be best friends with someone who wants to date you. You should have distanced that relationship a long time ago, and allowed him time to get over it.
RubixMonkey 0
I think we were wrong about Op's friend. I think he is just old fashioned... so old fashioned he wanted to rape and pillage the Op's house and take her as his. The date got in the way. As a viking he did what was natural, violence. We have been very negative towards this poor viking boy. THey discovered america first, they wore cool hats, and we have yet to accept them for who they are. I think we should all just take a step back and UNDERSTAND.
Boudewijn 0
Serves you right, bro's before ho's
ugh_a_lug 7
laughing my mother ******* ass off!!!!!!!!!! i fav. this fml. EPIC WIN. WIN WIN WIN. sucks for you though. drama sucks shit.
popstickel 0
lol ^^
Anteezy 7
Maybe your best friend knows something you don't, the guy asking you may be playing you and may be a complete jerk either that or he is the one who likes you.
msurfer562 0
damn I like when guys know what they want.
xosaycanuROCKx 0
that would really piss me off,he's your "best friend" but doesn't respect that you really like the dude,he's being a dbag in my opinion, ps. this seems more like a FHL poor guy getting the shit beat outta him for liking you >.
aussie827 0
rofl