Sex, Cars, Awkward and My ex: The cost of friendship - FML

The cost of friendship

By Anonymous - 03/08/2022 12:00

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Today, my wife found out about all the crazy stuff my ex and I used to do in my car, which I still drive. Serves me right for encouraging them to be friends. I hope she doesn’t find out about what went down on our ottoman, I can’t afford a new one. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 3 August 2022 12:30

If it's sex stuff, I'm sure your wife will just have it decontaminated instead of throwing it out. If you used it as an altar to sacrifice animals to appease Satan, Moloch or Trump, it's gotta go!

emmalou 18

Wednesday 3 August 2022 21:02

why you would encourage that is beyond me

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 3 August 2022 12:30

If it's sex stuff, I'm sure your wife will just have it decontaminated instead of throwing it out. If you used it as an altar to sacrifice animals to appease Satan, Moloch or Trump, it's gotta go!

Jon Tessler 14

Wednesday 3 August 2022 17:09

did your wife expect you to not have had a sex life in the past?

emmalou 18

Wednesday 3 August 2022 21:02

why you would encourage that is beyond me

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