The cost of friendship

By Anonymous - 03/08/2022 12:00

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Today, my wife found out about all the crazy stuff my ex and I used to do in my car, which I still drive. Serves me right for encouraging them to be friends. I hope she doesn’t find out about what went down on our ottoman, I can’t afford a new one. FML
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If it's sex stuff, I'm sure your wife will just have it decontaminated instead of throwing it out. If you used it as an altar to sacrifice animals to appease Satan, Moloch or Trump, it's gotta go!

emmalou 16

why you would encourage that is beyond me

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If it's sex stuff, I'm sure your wife will just have it decontaminated instead of throwing it out. If you used it as an altar to sacrifice animals to appease Satan, Moloch or Trump, it's gotta go!

did your wife expect you to not have had a sex life in the past?

emmalou 16

why you would encourage that is beyond me