Today, I saw that the girl who used to sleep with everyone in high school got engaged. I commented on her post, “How did a girl who was easier to get into than community college get a ring?” She replied, “Because I kept my body in shape, unlike you, have a quality day!” Her comment got 43 likes. I give up. FML
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Today, at the library, I saw my ex for the first time in two years, about 100lbs lighter and super hot. She’s engaged now. I asked her why she couldn’t do that for me when we were together. She replied, “Because my man loved me at my worst, unlike you. So he deserves me at my best. Have a nice day.” and walked away. FML
Today, a girl came up to me on the street and said, "You have like no swag, bro." Feeling clever, I said, "At least I have a high school education." She then took out her work ID, showing me that she was a surgeon, flipped me off, then walked away saying, "This is totally going on Facebook." FML
Today, I saw a friend from college, who I'd cut ties with after her much older boyfriend convinced her to drop out of college and marry him. She looks amazing and has two beautiful kids, while I'm a struggling obese single mom. She said, "The hoe phase really worked out for you, I see." FML
Today, after being played like Playstation 5 by so many girls, I decided to give a chance to the girl who used to be my best friend and who I turned down. I went on Facebook to hit her up. First thing I see on my feed is her engagement photos. FML
Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML
Today, I saw the girl I like had posted a status on Facebook, saying, “I’m sick of being lonely, why don’t any guys wanna date me?! I think I’m gonna spend my life alone.” I asked her out once and she turned me down. When I commented this fact on her post proving her statement untrue, she blocked me. FML
Today, a photo of my friends and me was posted in our college group. I didn't notice my legs looked enormous until my friend pointed it out. Her comment got 50 likes. FML
Today, I was at a party and saw this girl who used to be overweight. She'd lost a significant amount of weight and looked so good, I went to chat her up. She immediately told me to get lost. According to her, if I "didn’t appreciate her at her worst, I don’t deserve her at her best." FML
Today, I was online dating and a girl from high school messaged me. Thinking she might have matured since we're now in our 40's, I messaged back. She then said it was a joke and that I'm still a desperate, pathetic nerd trying to score with the hottest girl in class. FML
Today, I posted on Facebook that I got the Princess Peach Happy Meal toy and I was super ecstatic. A friend of mine commented, “This shit is why you’re 32 and still single as fuck. Get a boyfriend and go start a family.” Her comment got 38 likes. I threw my laptop across the room and burst into tears. FML
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Top comments
tiptoppc 19
Tell me you are an incel, without telling me you are an incel…
Hangryko 31
You're salty you never had a chance in hell with her. Grow up and move on.
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Comments (7)
TomeDr 24
You were mean to her and she gave it right back to you. You both sound like awful people.
copalolita 16
Joke’s on her. Imagine thinking being run through like a choochoo train is a flex. She probably has all the STDs and AIDS. Her fiance didn’t win a prize, trust me. Block her and don’t give her anymore of your time.
UnbrokenRose 11
Imagine having such a terrible personality that the ran through chick *still* gets picked before you do. 🙃
soundsfakebutok 10
ok, loser
Hangryko 31
You're salty you never had a chance in hell with her. Grow up and move on.
tiptoppc 19
Tell me you are an incel, without telling me you are an incel…
dreams2383 18
you deserved every ounce of that. I wish she was harsher. no wonder your single and overweight. your insufferable.
UnbrokenRose 11
Unless one of them was your boyfriend at the time, the guys she had sex with in high school are none of your damn business. It's not her fault that you're bitter because you let yourself go (not to mention sounding like a complete bitch anyway), while she found someone who loves her. Cheers to the happy couple!
JasonThorn 21
Someone in this convo peaked in high school, and it wasn't her. Just leave that bitter crap behind and move on with your life, OP.