Nice Dream By Better seamstress than mistress - 12/05/2021 19:59 Today, I dreamt that the fabric and pattern I was working on were sliding off the table so I quickly reached to grab it, effectively driving my fingers into my husband's eyes. Fuck his life too. FML I agree, your life sucks 958 You deserved it 89 Tweet Share
Haha OP anticipated the inevitable “How is this an FML? It’s more a fuck your husband’s life!” comments. Fuck both your lives, and hope his eyes are ok. You have pretty good aim in your sleep lol
The ultimate OOF.