By Better seamstress than mistress - 12/5/2021 19:59

Nice Dream

Today, I dreamt that the fabric and pattern I was working on were sliding off the table so I quickly reached to grab it, effectively driving my fingers into my husband's eyes. Fuck his life too. FML
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By  Marcella1016  |  31

Haha OP anticipated the inevitable “How is this an FML? It’s more a fuck your husband’s life!” comments.

Fuck both your lives, and hope his eyes are ok. You have pretty good aim in your sleep lol

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By  Marcella1016  |  31

Haha OP anticipated the inevitable “How is this an FML? It’s more a fuck your husband’s life!” comments.

Fuck both your lives, and hope his eyes are ok. You have pretty good aim in your sleep lol