Miscellaneous: Today, I got another email from Amazon asking me how I like my...

By tony1401 - 02/02/2010 16:00 - United States

Today, I got another email from Amazon asking me how I like my new Kindle. I don't have a Kindle. It's the one I bought my ex for Christmas, right before she left me while I was deployed overseas. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 04:31 - United States

Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I went and bought my wife a new cell phone for a Christmas present. She called me five minutes later saying she got a notification e-mail thanking her for her purchase. FML

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By moikristine - 21/05/2013 10:24 - Norway - Fagerstrand

Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML

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We got a reader!

By Anonymous - 28/09/2012 05:18 - United States - Hobbs

Today, my new boyfriend came over to my apartment for the first time. Up until now I thought he was great, but when he spotted the book I'm currently reading next to my couch, he uttered the immortal question, "Why do you read?" FML

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By Anon E. Mouse - 15/09/2015 11:47 - United States - Waterville

Today, my ex told me about how much the person she left me for loves the lingerie I bought her. FML

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Booksmarts

By sigh - 29/03/2016 04:57 - United States - North Branford

Today, I gave the guy I've been seeing a copy of my newly published book, because I know he loves writing. He started reading and commented on how amazing it was. Then he gave it back. He didn't realize it was a gift. My awkward self didn't correct him. I'd written him a sweet letter inside. FML

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By ALetterADay - 24/12/2017 01:30

Today, I wrote a long, loving and emotional Christmas letter to my girlfriend, leaving it for her to read when she woke up. Halfway through the day, I received a text stating that she saw my "breakup letter" and threw out all my stuff. I can't even contact her now. FML

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Be proud, stand tall

By fiddlercrab - 27/03/2022 03:00 - United Kingdom - Brierley Hill

Today, I'd like to thank Alexa for my notification, saying ”You bought a 4-pound bag of Jawbreakers recently, would you like to share your feedback with Amazon prime customers?" My wife heard the message and laughed. FML

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By Plume - 23/12/2008 07:43 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

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Tuesday 2 February 2010 20:07

wow shows that some people are incapable of faithfulness. FYL buddy

SemiRetarded 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 20:21

Ouch. Thanks for the constant reminder Amazon. I can't believe all the shitty comments people make over someones spelling mistakes. THANKS FOR SERVING OUR COUNTRY!!!!

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j0k32r0x 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 22:09

wat a bich. but on the bright side u can try gettin another girl and when ur in the news for gettin a metal fucken rub it in tht bich's face!!!

krislea10 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 22:11

this sucks.. I'm real sorry =(

tony1401 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 22:12

Yea it was a gift. But it's still pretty messed up :) You gotta laugh at getting screwed, or life just sucks.

repyourcliche 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 23:42

is that a threat?

Sirin_fml 46

Tuesday 2 February 2010 23:55

Many women laugh while getting screwed, and who can blame them?

pedotroll 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 22:16

their masters degree could be I basket weaving or some other nonsensical area. just because they no speek inglesh gud not make them stoopid. nawmeen?

pedotroll 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 22:22

*in, not I

o0XMzMayX0o 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 22:24

lol making 60 grand a year I dnt need you believe it u dnt pay me and oh my bad I forgot to type right on fml cuz if I dnt It means I can't write at all pendeja Im bilingual try ur Spanish estupida

pedotroll 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 22:26

60 grand a year? hahahahahaha....you're poor.

o0XMzMayX0o 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 22:31

Im just tired of this people talking down on others she needs to kno she is no queen btw she just laught at u and is saying stuff like she owns you and u still here? talking for her? poor u this should b a fyl!

hurleysurff 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 22:42

haha

alexisthename 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 22:47

Holy run-on sentence, Batman. LMAO @ making more than you do while working on my Bachelor's I normally don't brag about my income, but I don't have a penis to compare sizes with you.