Exactly! And who likes cleaning? He was thinking about you :3

smart man

nice pick of a guy.

Strategy, my friend.

smart.

In Soviet Russia, sink pukes on man!

What do sinks puke up in Soviet Russia? hmmm....

They puke communism. Or that's what the Americans are taught.

@33 Don't be jealous because America is better. Everyone hates us until a natural disaster hits their country. Then they expect our help.

Let's not even get into the "my country is better" - "no mine is" argument. I am already bored of it.

Then you rebuild the country with American money, which leaves them in heavy debt. Your economic colonisation is uncanny.

being from Iowa should be an fml altogether.

Today, my husband revelaed to me that he is an incredibly intelligent person who knows what he wants and how to get it . FML

@ 46 - Are you as dumb as a box of rocks? That's a joke based on the routine of Yakov Smirnoff.

he's deff a keeper ;)

@55 No I am not as dumb as a rock. I know where the joke is from, I was LITERALLY asking. What would a sink throw up? Water? Toothpaste? Depending on what it did puke it could be very bad for the man. If you couldn't tell I was joking around with him, I will sell you some common sense, jerk.

haha way to be

can some one say alchoholic?

# 51 no that's Missouri silly the suroundings are to dull for art work and it's freezing balls here in the winter and so hot in the summer you could cook an egg on the side walk

fuck you you little Soviet terrorist.

fyl for not realizing that you can take advantage of his drinking problems (it starts with "drunk" and ends with "sex")

It's as good a reason as any. If the place fits around your lifestyle, what's not to love?

fernando, don't be jealous of our freedom to pick jobs. btw u did start it

#106, technically, i started it :)

Anyone else notice the lack of likes on the comments...?

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Come on man!! ( or woman ) have a sense of humor... You ain't no fun :(

I concur. You can't always predict when your fetuccine comes with a side of salmonella

One word: bucket. I've been there, and it ain't pretty. Though it is effective...