Today, I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library for most of the night so that my roommate and his friends would believe that I have a social life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML
Today, in an effort to look more professional at work, I wore high heels. My boss decided today would be a great day for me to walk around on the sidewalk holding a sign to advertise instead of doing the job I was hired for. FML
Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML
Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML
Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML
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Top comments
apax 9
That's a bit of a shame. Why not just ask if they fancy going out for a few? Doors may open.
born_hustla 26
Hi I'm Marc and you are...? See, it's not that hard to make friends. Don't feel bad, just go out and make friends!!
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Comments (80)
CrookedCook 14
Yikes! In a weird way that takes more pride to go through that effort than to actually admit in not having a social life, but that's also not a compliment.
CanadianCutie22 16
you need to get out more girl!
KiddNYC1O 22
Just grab a beer or two and get loose!
lovelyohhmee 8
Your in denial. Why the library??
Megan639 16
That's so sad....
Sir_Swaggington 6
You could've at least gone somewhere by yourself instead of hiding in the library. You could've met some new friends.
OverBlossomed 22
Don't feel bad, OP. I don't have much of a social life either. I just enjoy being a loner. Then again, I'm extremely introverted, so it's easy for me.
Bcfrmkc816 17
Be glad to be your friend so give me a shot
blackbunz 5
your roomates with a guy?
yaozeyu 4
Wait, HIS friends? Wow, I know something now...