Today, I got a sweet promotion at my job. Instead of being happy and celebrating with me, my boyfriend broke up with me because he is jealous that I'm more successful than he is. FML
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Toxic AF
Today, my now ex-boyfriend begged me not to take an amazing promotion at my job. He reasoned that he’d be emasculated and humiliated if he had a girlfriend that outranked and out-earned him. I had to celebrate alone as my whole family lives in another state. Congrats to me but also, FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Classic
Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Trading places
Today, my girlfriend who trained me at the job we both work at received a promotion, which left a spot for advancement. I was chosen for the position, and now the guy she's been cheating on me with is training me. Congrats. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML
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that1guy1 13
Joke's on him. He lost a girlfriend and some financial support.
TheElderTROLLZ 15
OP: I just got an awesome promtion at my job! BF: **** YOU BITCH YOU'RE MORE SUCCESFUL THAN ME I'M LEAVING! OP: U mad, bro?
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tektrin 3
so insensitive , sigh -_-'
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well YDI for being a hard working successful woman. Couldn’t you just stay where you belong, in the kitchen? (In case you wonder, I am a girl who enjoys sarcasm :)). I know you must feel terrible, such a great thing happening to you and it is ruined by the loss of your boyfriend. But honestly, as many other people said before me, that is his loss, not yours. There are plenty of guys out there who are man enough not to feel threatened by their girlfriend’s success. Good luck.
Urpoppy 21
Yet another insecure and pathetic man. Be glad you lost him. Apparently you didn't lose much.
Ugi 27
I do pretty well but my wife makes perhaps 30% more than I do. I can only see this as a good thing - if either one of us were to lose our jobs or become unable to work for whatever reason we have the security of knowing that our family would not fall apart financially. It also means that I know my wife doesn't only stay with me because I can pay the rent. OP - if your ex is so short-sighted and insecure that he can't see your career as being in his interest too then he doesn't deserve you. PS - congrat's on your promotion!
Tuney_Loons 2
Didn't vote either way. There's no "better off without him" button. Good luck with your new job and better future boyfriend :)
DanielleinDC 34
Yeah, but it still sucks when you tell your boyfriend you got a promotion and his response is to dump you.
Tuney_Loons 2
Maybe but at least you've found out sooner rather than later what an irrational, domineering, chauvinist idiot he is
BaconBob20 6
He wil be regretting it later when he can't pay his bills and realizes that he just lost a great girlfriend.
iLuvsIt 10
Honey, this isn't an FML for you. You dodged a mighty bullet when that dropkick left. Now go find a man who deserves you!!!
perdix 31
Looks like you are also due for a sweet promotion in the boyfriend department. You've become eligible to be with much more successful men and/or those who are secure in their manhood. I'm not sure what your ex's penis actually looked like, but figuratively speaking, he acts like he has a tiny one.
BrotherTheo 31
Firstly, I'd like to say 'grats' It's awesome you've gotten to *keep* your job, much less get a raise at your job in these hard times. It's clear that you need a nice guy that's stable, level headed, and is in a good job, but can also appreciate all you have in ALL ways, and not feel threatened by you, by either your current or potental! ..... Feel free to drop me a note now that you're free for lunch, is an adult enough boy that if you make more then I do I'm cool with you picking up the tab your share of the time :-p
BrotherTheo 31
Oh Bother. I caught my error, but couldn't fix it in time. Never comment before tea. Ah well.
brandy1 5
God you're a stupid bitch! How dare you try to upstage him. You should have told him you were fired and now he's going to have to support you, and not to bitch when you spend his whole paycheck on summer clothes and then accidentally leave them on the train!