Today, I got a sweet promotion at my job. Instead of being happy and celebrating with me, my boyfriend broke up with me because he is jealous that I'm more successful than he is. FML
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Today, my now ex-boyfriend begged me not to take an amazing promotion at my job. He reasoned that he’d be emasculated and humiliated if he had a girlfriend that outranked and out-earned him. I had to celebrate alone as my whole family lives in another state. Congrats to me but also, FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend who trained me at the job we both work at received a promotion, which left a spot for advancement. I was chosen for the position, and now the guy she's been cheating on me with is training me. Congrats. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML
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Top comments
that1guy1 13
Joke's on him. He lost a girlfriend and some financial support.
TheElderTROLLZ 15
OP: I just got an awesome promtion at my job! BF: **** YOU BITCH YOU'RE MORE SUCCESFUL THAN ME I'M LEAVING! OP: U mad, bro?
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Comments (155)
McNerdyNerd 8
That's aweful :( you should be happy he was just your boyfriend though. If he was like, your fiance or your hisband, he really would have just drug you down. Go out, be awesome, and find a guy who will support you and love you, and not be this petty. Congrats :)
yeongji 31
You: 2 Him: 0 You do not need someone in your life who is not even willing to share happy moments with you.
miyu01 6
More money for you!!
rebel_belle1974 5
He's a jerk you're better off!
RedPillSucks 33
Darwinism at work. He just lost the right to procreate with you. Sadly, he'll find some needy prepubescent arm candy to mate with, but at least you're better off
stonedfishies 10
That's his loss. He's selfish. I'm happy for you though.(:
mxsoldier 0
That makes since
mecca512 4
His lost not yours.
alexigarcia17 1
Wow what an idiot ????
ErinRaechelle 7
Sounds like something from American Dad.