Today, I got a sweet promotion at my job. Instead of being happy and celebrating with me, my boyfriend broke up with me because he is jealous that I'm more successful than he is. FML
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Today, my now ex-boyfriend begged me not to take an amazing promotion at my job. He reasoned that he’d be emasculated and humiliated if he had a girlfriend that outranked and out-earned him. I had to celebrate alone as my whole family lives in another state. Congrats to me but also, FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend who trained me at the job we both work at received a promotion, which left a spot for advancement. I was chosen for the position, and now the guy she's been cheating on me with is training me. Congrats. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML
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that1guy1 13
Joke's on him. He lost a girlfriend and some financial support.
TheElderTROLLZ 15
OP: I just got an awesome promtion at my job! BF: **** YOU BITCH YOU'RE MORE SUCCESFUL THAN ME I'M LEAVING! OP: U mad, bro?
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Comments (155)
GothicAngel17 24
He sounds like a knob. Consider yourself lucky OP.
JaykeXD 9
What a disrespectful asshole. You're better off without him OP!:)
notjustanybody20 9
You dont deserve that douche. If he is that insecure he should just harder on his life to succeed. Don't let that spoil your day! Go out and treat yourself to a nice wine and dinner with the people who will actually be happy about your success!!
notjustanybody20 9
*work harder. Oops! i missed that word
sofiq 3
Welcome to my life! Same thing happened to me.. Some guys find that hard to understand! It's his lost
zandalee 20
Some guys can't handle a woman being his equal. Sucks. Especially in this day & age.
The_Big_Boss 20
I'd think that's awesome a girl wouldn't need to rely on me for financial support. He's dumb
zandalee 20
Who needs him? Sounds like the kind of guy that likes to keep you naked, barefoot and in the kitchen... Wait... That sounds fun.
unknown_user5566 27
Definitely your boyfriend's loss. I'm going to assume you are a bright and motivated girl, which is great on its own; however, he also just lost his chance to be your Sugar Baby. Too bad for him. ;)
ablueshka 0
That guy is honestly retarded because they should've been like: let's celebrate by having sex but noo he is jealous what a dumbass
annie_nk 23
His loss. Sounds like his ego is huge. Congrats on your promotion, BTW.
zandalee 20
Your baby is sooooo cute!!
annie_nk 23
Thank you!
GothicAngel17 24
Just be glad he won't be around to be jealous of your suckling baby in the future. Good riddance.