Miscellaneous: Today, I got a sweet promotion at my job. Instead of being happy...

By jenA - 12/07/2012 02:40 - United States

Today, I got a sweet promotion at my job. Instead of being happy and celebrating with me, my boyfriend broke up with me because he is jealous that I'm more successful than he is. FML

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By crystalpistol - 16/08/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML

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By TrophyGirlfriend - 17/08/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML

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By dtack2tack - 09/07/2015 13:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 18:30 - United States - Newport News

Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML

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You deserved it 1 234

By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 18:21 - France

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

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By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 10:00

Today, my girlfriend who trained me at the job we both work at received a promotion, which left a spot for advancement. I was chosen for the position, and now the guy she's been cheating on me with is training me. Congrats. FML

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You deserved it 118

By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML

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You deserved it 139

By jcstpierre - 24/04/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML

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You deserved it 5 592

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML

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that1guy1 13

Thursday 12 July 2012 9:10

Joke's on him. He lost a girlfriend and some financial support.

TheElderTROLLZ 15

Thursday 12 July 2012 9:12

OP: I just got an awesome promtion at my job! BF: **** YOU BITCH YOU'RE MORE SUCCESFUL THAN ME I'M LEAVING! OP: U mad, bro?

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TheFatUnicorns 3

Saturday 28 July 2012 6:47

The sexist roots of our society.

FML_Elle 17

Saturday 29 September 2012 4:14

He's a narrcisst... Don't worry OP, at least you found his dark side before you considered marriage. There's silver lining with every cloud

merrielp 13

Friday 23 November 2012 7:54

keep up the great work

anubisismylife 9

Friday 10 May 2013 10:07

Don't feel bad...you're more successful than him.

blackwidowtaco 31

Sunday 18 August 2013 3:26

Least now this gives you the opportunity to date someone whose on your level, maturity/success wise.

bosniangirl27 21

Tuesday 17 June 2014 2:14

You don't need someone like that

clairesucks 37

Thursday 5 February 2015 15:29

Then he is not worth your time. Go on and do sweet things op and don't worry about sore losers like him

Criram2 10

Monday 16 February 2015 1:19

Good riddance

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