By bstent - 20/10/2014 19:11 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend left my house, I gave him a long, tight hug. So tight that he threw up. FML
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bstent 4
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I honestly wasn't hugging him that hard.. We had just eaten and he's really skinny, so that probably had a lot to do with it lol

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njgohard 16
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Might want to ease up on arm day.

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TMastaFresh 10
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Damn maybe turn some of that passion into a kiss haha

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TMastaFresh 10
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Damn maybe turn some of that passion into a kiss haha

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adrian1910 15
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Her boyfriend must be anorexic

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ChristianH39 30

You're thinking of bulimic... and no.

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ChocolateScyther 19
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his love was deep. he could feel it in his gut. he just wanted to show it.

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Roskosity 22

No such thing as too clingy ;)

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killerdana 19

Oh yes there is. Example: the last guy I dated snuck into my house in the middle of the night because he "missed me". Never found out how he got in

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atav 17

If she turned that much passion into a kiss she might end up biting his tongue off.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Too clingy in this case turned into a front Heimlich maneuver. If it was a kiss, she's be tasting that vomit...

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Roskosity 22

Joking again!

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Whoa #42, I hope you changed your locks!

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njgohard 16
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Might want to ease up on arm day.

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sayyestothedress 24
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Found a relationship where your the strong one

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jake238 9
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Wtf wud u hug so hard creep

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ChristianH39 30

Then you felt the warmth of his love for you?

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sweetbliss3 37
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that's nasty. loosen up a little bit. hugs aren't supposed to be puke worthy.

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Welshite 39
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You aren't supposed to give the Heimlich maneuver as a hug.

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imjanty 10
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At least he knows you care about him!

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Rizzen 27
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yuck. im sorry to hear, hope he feels better

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HappyItalian 38
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Are you Hulk Hogan?

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PenguinBitch 43
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"Hell yeah I am sister!" *Hulk hogan voice while flexing so hard the veins look like they're about to pop and face red*

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ahippienamedrae 10

23, I read that entire thing in Hulk Hogan's voice. It was really unnerving...

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tony1891 22

didn't know it was possible to make Someone hurl by hugging them.

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bstent 4
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I didn't either!! >.< We always hug each other tightly and that was the first time anything like that has happened.

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