Hit him with the umbrella.

Funny how?

I guess he doesn't want anyone else under his ummberella ella ella ey ey ey... No? Okay.

Just say, "Damn it Meg!" It always works for me.

Shove the umbrella up his ass then open it.

You should lay down, just like in a coffin!

13- Funny like a clown.

You've obviously never been hit in the eye with an umbrella.

What do you call an Irishman who pretends he's hurt his leg?Shin feign.

"OH MY GOD!!! I just can't believe you took your eye and decided it would be an awesome umbrella holder so you could steal it. I mean, seriously? Your eye really tried to steal my umbrella!"

because you would obviously giggle when you get hit in the eye with an umbrella. having bleeding eyes is so funny! (sarcasm)

Why so much violence?

Man, I thought I got here early and I already see that this has been suggested twice. I was going to say the same thing.

Because violence solves everything. Duh. And @FYLDEEP - I said it first by 6 minutes, so I win :D!

I would have cussed the man out

This is the 3rd FML I've read today where someone claimed shoving an object up someone's ass is the appropriate response. I feel like there is better ways to handling these situations. Could be wrong.

Yep, as others already suggested, hitting them in the face with something works too. It's not all about the ass!

and open it.

No it's not

Who said it was London? All it says is United Kingdom.

Exactly