By anon - 29/11/2011 23:59 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML
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iam_yummylicious 12

You should respond by beating him in the face with his umbrella.

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akagopher 7

That sucks and embarrassing.

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briandunlikelmo 0

Hit him with the umbrella.

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

I guess he doesn't want anyone else under his ummberella ella ella ey ey ey... No? Okay.

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TheRealPeter 6

Just say, "Damn it Meg!" It always works for me.

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naughtia 14

Shove the umbrella up his ass then open it.

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CondomSense 4

You should lay down, just like in a coffin!

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onealmxwilson 18

You've obviously never been hit in the eye with an umbrella.

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akagopher 7

That sucks and embarrassing.

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chloee_147 6

What do you call an Irishman who pretends he's hurt his leg?Shin feign.

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kewlkate 9

"OH MY GOD!!! I just can't believe you took your eye and decided it would be an awesome umbrella holder so you could steal it. I mean, seriously? Your eye really tried to steal my umbrella!"

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cheeseboy77 0

because you would obviously giggle when you get hit in the eye with an umbrella. having bleeding eyes is so funny! (sarcasm)

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iam_yummylicious 12

You should respond by beating him in the face with his umbrella.

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FYLDeep 25

Man, I thought I got here early and I already see that this has been suggested twice. I was going to say the same thing.

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iam_yummylicious 12

Because violence solves everything. Duh. And @FYLDEEP - I said it first by 6 minutes, so I win :D!

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stuth186 7

May as well of stolen it, then swiftly inserted said umbrella in idiots anus

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TruthBeTold36 3

This is the 3rd FML I've read today where someone claimed shoving an object up someone's ass is the appropriate response. I feel like there is better ways to handling these situations. Could be wrong.

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Isoldael 27

Yep, as others already suggested, hitting them in the face with something works too. It's not all about the ass!

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wisese 0

He was probably embarrassed, because people tend to laugh when someone loses control of an umbrella due to wind. It's a funny sight. When the umbrella hurt you, he probably didn't know how to handle his embarrassment and opted to make you out as the villain. He's an asshat. Hope your eye is okay, that really does suck.

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Crinale 7

That must suck... i bet those people noticed that the guy with umbrella was clearly faking and laughed at him, if not then i don't know what was so funny in getting hit with umbrella or screaming that someone is "trying to steal it"

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Babyseal420 7

Get all Chuck Norris on his ass.

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